You may use only two sentences to continue the story. What happens next? Do not write more than 2 sentences.
An Atheist walks into a church and sees a 10 foot golden Jesus on a cross looking down on him. He realizes the church is full and everyone in the congregation is singing "Onward Christian Soldiers."
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