@Cognostic More like the Dembski Awards... knowing the type, he probably didn't believe in evolution, but the cruelly-named "intelligent design"; his brain cells were apparently not designed that well.

Edited to change to past-tense.

Mon, 03/11/2019 - 19:13

#134

Cognostic

'Coconuts, coconuts coconuts!

'Coconuts, coconuts coconuts! I am so frigging tired of eating coconuts. If I see another coconut I am going to kiiiiii ..." THUNK!

Wed, 03/13/2019 - 11:51

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comoke1024

@Cognostic,

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Wed, 03/13/2019 - 15:57

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Cognostic

That's gotta be my new

That's gotta be my new favorite meme.

Tue, 03/12/2019 - 03:09

#137

Randomhero1982

"Excuse me, do you guys have

"Excuse me, do you guys have anything for a headac......"

*THUNK*

Tue, 03/12/2019 - 03:21

#138

Cognostic

*Waiving frantically at the

*Waiving frantically at the fishing boat* "I made it! I made it." THUNK

Tue, 03/12/2019 - 06:25

#139

Up To My Neck

“Do you all have anything I

“Do you all have anything I can use to hang up this picture of Jesus, and this cross, and a copy of the Ten Commandments? THUNK THUNK THUNK

Tue, 03/12/2019 - 11:41

#140

Cognostic

"OH Fuckl! I got my new

"OH Fuckl! I got my new Nikes wet.... THUNK!

Tue, 03/12/2019 - 11:42

#141

Cognostic

"Hello! Come out, come out,

"Hello! Come out, come out, wherever you are..." THUNK!

Tue, 03/12/2019 - 11:50

#142

Randomhero1982

"Let me tell you about the

"Let me tell you about the story of Saint Sabastian...."

*THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK*

(Have a read, almost ironic lol)

Tue, 03/12/2019 - 12:55

#143

Cognostic

*TO SELF* 'Hey, they are

*TO SELF* 'Hey, they are talking in tongues' *RAISING ARMS TO THE SKY WAITING FOR AN INTERPRETATION* THUNK!

Wed, 03/13/2019 - 05:30

#144

Up To My Neck

Hi everyone! Let’s begin with

Hi everyone! Let’s begin with a joke! How many kids can a priest molest before he is condemned to hell? THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

Wed, 03/13/2019 - 05:33

#145

Up To My Neck

What don’t you fuckers

What don’t you fuckers understand? You have to tithe, and we still pass the collection plate! THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

Wed, 03/13/2019 - 07:42

#146

Randomhero1982

"It was just a

"It was just a misunderstanding between buoy and boy, I PROMISE!!!!!!!!"

*THUNK*

Wed, 03/13/2019 - 08:49

#147

Cognostic

Imagine if he was a Buddhist.

Imagine if he was a Buddhist. "Hi Everyone" THUNK "Greetings All" THUNK
"Cut this shit out!" THUNK "Again!" THUNK "Come onnn!" THUNK "This reincarnation shit sucks" THUNK And if you visit the island today you can still hear the THUNK THUNK THUNK.

Wed, 03/13/2019 - 09:17

#148

Randomhero1982

"Ok, so I get that part of

"Ok, so I get that part of the initiation is to fire arrows at me, obviously in a safe manner.... but why do i have to be marinated in BBQ sauce???"

Wed, 03/13/2019 - 13:30

#149

Up To My Neck

Conspiracy theory... Chau

Conspiracy theory... Chau makes it to the island, asks his captain to wait a bit... approaches Natives with bible in hand and says..” look guys, I really don’t believe this shit anymore! I’ve been reading on Atheist Republic, and I gave up on that shit! I don’t want to leave! I have 3 bottles of rum and we can get more next week! So look, you see that captain by the boat? He says you guys are pussies and you shoot worse than Helen Keller spun in circles!
A few moments later the boat captain thinks..... Why did that fucker pay me extra to dress like him? Why are those arrows burning? Wait.. Wait...SHIT... THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

Thu, 03/14/2019 - 17:38

#150

Up To My Neck

Ok, I need half the men to

Ok, I need half the men to start building the church. I need the other half to build my parsonage. Ladies,what’s for dinner? THUNK THUNK THUNK THUNK

Thu, 03/14/2019 - 19:07

#151

David Killens

Bends over to pick up a sea

Bends over to pick up a sea shell.

THUNK

Is that you, Father Brown?

THUNK THUNK

Oh fuck ........I've been buggered again.

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