A chuckle...

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CyberLN's picture
A chuckle...

Recent Tweet from Satan:

The best seat in hell is reserved for whoever said :

why do people think Jesus is coming back, he was nailed to a cross not a boomerang

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arakish's picture
That is a good one. Might

That is a good one. Might try that with a certain family member. Provided she shows up for the Christmas party next weekend...

rmfr

Cognostic's picture
LOL...... I get to use that

LOL...... I get to use that in the office tomorrow. Come to think of it, he wasn't even Australian.

Is this an improvement.

"Jesus isn't coming back you know."
"What makes you think so?"
"Well, he wasn't Australian."
"What are you talking about?"
"He was nailed to a cross, not a boomerang."

Tin-Man's picture
Wish Satan would post on here

Wish Satan would post on here. I don't tweet. And from the looks of it I'm missing some good material. lol

By the way.... Hey, Cyber!... *waving excitedly*... How ya been?

CyberLN's picture
*waving back*. Hey, TM. I’m

*waving back*. Hey, TM. I’m hanging in there....trying to get this stooped tnf inhibitor dialed in so I can move around better.

Tin-Man's picture
@Cyber

@Cyber

*cringing*.... Eek. That doesn't sound like much fun. Hope you get the bugs worked out of that thing soon. Being in pain all the time is definitely no fun. Goid to see you back out here, at least. Even if it is just once in a while.

Cognostic's picture
The Boomerang bit got a

The Boomerang bit got a little chortle. And of course, someone had to say "You're going to burn in hell."

arakish's picture
Damn Cog you got better than

Damn Cog you got better than I got. I got a "You'll regret that." Regret what? Making fun of a non-existent imagiment of fignation?

rmfr

Grinseed's picture
Jehovah has no sense of

Jehovah has no sense of humour...not a single joke in his book and he would have to know every single punchline in existence...never a laugh not even a simple Dad of all Dads joke...how do you worship that?

Grumpy old bugger is grumpier than I am.

arakish's picture
And whenever I thought my

And whenever I thought my wife's temper was bad, all I had to do was remember the Pentateuch.

rmfr

Alembé's picture
Not wishing to spoil the

Not wishing to spoil the moment, but for the record, there are cross-shaped boomerangs....

https://www.google.com/search?q=cross+shaped+boomerangs&source=lnms&tbm=...

Nyarlathotep's picture
heh yeah i made one when I

heh yeah i made one when I was a kid, but I was too weak to throw it properly.

Bad Santa's picture
So now you should be able to

So now you should be able to nail something to it?

Rohan M.'s picture
Haha nice one!

Haha nice one!

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