Help me Choose

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Brian Vasquez's picture
Help me Choose

In 8 days there will be a pro life rally held in Olympia Wa. As most atheists know that crowd is largely comprised of right wing, bible humping, know-it alls who think they have the right to tell everyone else how to live their life They are trying to change legislation to make it harder for women to receive services and that cannot go unchallenged. A large part of my atheism stems from the way women are and have been treated by religion. I try to attend every event held in my town that is backed by the church. For the sole purpose of talking shit. It's my favorite thing to do, and I am quite good at it. I'm Making a 3'x1.75' sign and am going to walk back and forth through the the crowd for as long as I can (that's the plan anyway). The Republic is the only online community that I will consider advice from. A woman's right to choose is profoundly important,and I see any fight against the church my fight. I can hold my own against almost anyone in a impromptu sidewalk debate but that is not my concern I'm not going to reason with people.
As I said the point is to piss people off. feel free to offer any suggestions, or tell me to fuck off, your choice. Here is what I have come up with so far. Admittedly some of these are not my own i cannot take credit for these gems. Again thank you.
1. Abortions Tickle
2. Abort born again Christians
3. Abortions save lives..............Mine specifically
4. Abortions are not free! They cost $400 every single time.
5. You believe that snakes talk, a man walked on water, & a virgin gave birth. You shouldn't be making decisions for yourself let alone anyone else.

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chimp3's picture
Fuck off! (Just because you

Fuck off! (Just because you asked) For maximum pissoffability "Abortion Tickles" is a winner.

biggus dickus's picture
Tell them Biggus Dickus say

Tell them Biggus Dickus say they should fuck of or face the might of the roman empire. or just say Biggus says abortion is ok some people think i am an saint so they will listen.

Razvan's picture
I think no.5 will strike them

I think no.5 will strike them right in the brain! :)

watchman's picture
Yup…Thinkable has it right…

Yup…Thinkable has it right……Number five is the one….. ( but I do have a thing about the number 5…..V in roman numerals)..

It will definitely make a good notice….but how about getting some business cards printed with your quote on one side and something similar but different on the other …….(see below)….to be passed out to fellow protesters for dissemination ….. colleges ,schools etc….or even leave some at the clinic for the patrons to use by way of defence when running the gauntlet of the faithful.

Side 1
You believe that snakes talk, a man walked on water, & a virgin gave birth. You shouldn't be making decisions for yourself let alone anyone else.

Side 2
You believe an Ass could talk, a man raised the dead, & a woman was turned to salt…. You shouldn't be making decisions for yourself let alone anyone else.

BAACKJD's picture
So you're in no way

So you're in no way interested in bringing legitimacy to your perspective?

jay-h's picture
I agree here. Snide put-downs

I agree here. Snide put-downs (and the other side has their own) really don't accomplish much.And it assumes that religion is the only component of the abortion debate (Nat Hentoff, atheist liberal writer pretty much opposed abortion). On the other end of the spectrum you have groups like NARAL which to me seems basically a bizarre religion with abortion (including late term) as a sacrament. I wouldn't like to be associated with them either.

For many people (including myself) the issue is not religion, but the difficult human rights question of when abortion crosses over into infanticide.

I have a close family member who had an abortion about 15 years ago. She still is haunted by feelings about who that child would have been (and yes she is an atheist).

ThePragmatic's picture
I agree as well. There is no

I agree as well. There is no point in stooping to any blunt below the belt humor.

Of course, they will be pissed off no matter what you write, but the leagal aspect of abortion deservers a bit seriousness or panache.

Some other suggestions:

"God is the most prolific abortionist of all"

Psalm 137:9 - "Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones."

Or how about this list that somebody made:

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SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
Write a sign that says:

Write a sign that says:

STOP BITCHIN
If it's a legitimate abortion, then God can just shut that whole thing down

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Alembé's picture
Hi NWD,

Hi NWD,

If you wish to do something that will have a real effect, my I suggest sending $100 to Planned Parenthood.

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