Ridiculous Creationist Arguments

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Cognostic's picture
WHAT? The earth isn't flat?

WHAT? The earth isn't flat? How did Christopher Columbus get to America then. If the earth was round his boat would have just kept going to the bottom of the world where it would sit with all the other boats that went to far out to sea on a ball. Get real. No one believes that Globe shit. You can see the horizon and it is always a flat straight line. Airplane routs validate the fact the earth is flat. NASA has never shown a real picture of the Earth from Outer Space, they are all airbrushed pieces of art. If God wanted the earth to be round like all the other stars and planets in the solar system he would not have stuck us on four pillars with a dome of water over our heads. Get real. YOU NEED JESUS!

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
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Cognostic's picture
I did this in another similar

Never mind! I seem to have lost the post I was responding to....... Looking left..... looking right.........gazing out into the audience....... sideways shuffle step stage right. Tip of the hat as I trip and fall into the back stage area......

arakish's picture
Theist: "Isn't it wonderful

Theist: "Isn't it wonderful how good and great God is?"

Atheist: "I do not believe you."

Theist: "Then prove God does not exist."

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Rohan M.'s picture
Atheist: Can you prove to me

Atheist: Can you prove to me that the Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t exist?

Theist: (laughs) Well, you’re the one who has to prove that he does exist, of course, because you’re the one who’s asserting that he does! I knew it! I always KNEW that atheism is a religion! I’m so clever. You should be angered beyond comprehension!

Atheist: *FACEPALM*

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