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@Tin-man, thanks. Noted. Haha
Knivel is certainly Evil.
There are 360 Evil names you probably should not name your baby. Lets look at a few.
Azazel,arakish, Baal, Callie, Daemon, Draco, Eblis, Freddy, Gorgon, Hades, Hagatha, Hannibal, Igor, Jason, Jezebel, Kobal, Killens, Leviathan, Lilith, Luna, Medusa, Nerio, Orc, Old Man Shouts, Poe, Qanel, Rasputin, Rohan, Shadow, Tin Man, Ursula, Vlad, Wolfe, Xaphan, Yamaraja, and Zillah. Just a few of the Evil Baby Names on the List of Evil Baby Names/
Well hot damn! I made the list. That is so kewl, dude.
rmfr
Personally, I'm a little disappointed. I feel I should be a little closer to the top of that list.... *folding arms across chest in indignant manner*....
Yeah I know. I always figured arakish should come before Azazel, at least alphabetically.
rmfr
Same here. I mean, I consider myself quite blasphemous, seeing as I:
- Repeatedly mention and cite RationalWiki in my posts and comments
- Often refer to the Holy Bible as the “Wholly Buybull”
- Frequently dare to call the Abrahmic God the “sky fairy”, “cruel sadist”, and “Sky Daddy” that he is
- Have a bloody fucking goatdamn potty-mouth at times
- Frequently end my posts with “Goatspeed” instead of “Godspeed”
Given all that, I think that I should be at the very top of Cog’s list.
I made the list too! Awesome!
Wait, so pretty much all of us on here are satanic? Woo-hoo!
P.S. you forgot Cognostic. ;)
@Rohan
Cog can't put himself on his own list, silly. It would look too much like biased favoritism. As it is, I'm already going to file a complaint about your name being before mine. Alphabetical order be damned! I have seniority at the very least!
Before me? If you read my verbose comment above in which I listed a bunch of blasphemous things I say on this forum, you’ll see that I’m quite demonic. :)
But then again, you’ve been here on ARep for quite a lot longer than I have, and I haven’t seen everything you have said on here, but I’m pretty sure that you’ve also said your fair share of demonic things.
@Rohan Re: "Before me? If you read my verbose comment above in which I listed a bunch of blasphemous things I say on this forum, you’ll see that I’m quite demonic. :)"
Yes, yes, young man. You do have your moments, I agree. And I can see you have promising potential for building further upon your powers. However, you still have much to learn, young Padawan. Being demonic is not always about what you say or how loudly you say it. And my seniority is but a small factor. For instance, I am the guy who sometimes visits random houses and removes a single sock from the washing machine on laundry day.
Wow. You’re right. I’ve only been an atheist for about 1 and a half years, and yes, I could do some more satanic things- like joining the FFRF, or using my magical God-hates-you powers to cause a wildfire, hurricane, earthquake, or school shooting... I really oughta do those things... :)
One of the churches I attended in the past, people that worked for church were not allowed to wear cloths with symbols such as star, heart, etc, nor with "bad" words such as gangsta, bitch, etc., nor with any famous cartoon such as Disney, Dragon Ball Z, etc.
Funny story about Dragon Ball Z. There is a character which name was translated in the US version to Hercules, but the Japanese and Brazilian version remained "Mr. Satan". So, in Brazil, Dragon Ball Z was broadcasted in National TV in the afternoon during the week. There was one episode were the crowd cheered "Mr. Satan" and start yelling "Satan! Satan! Satan! Satan!". That scared a lot of moms and religious people.
A soccer mom when she sees her innocent, little Christian angels reading Harry Potter:
OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG WITCHCRAAAAAAAAAFT!!!!!!!!!! STOP READING THAT SATANIC GARBAGE AT ONCE, MY LITTLE ANGEL! NOBODY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO READ SUCH CRAP! (grabs book from child and tears it up. Child screams in horror.) Shhh, don’t worry, honey. You can go back to reading religious books, and watching God’s Not Dead. From now on, we need to go to church every Sunday, Saturday, and Wednesday to ensure that Say-tan doesn’t turn you into an atheist.
Child: But mommy... I already am an atheist.
Soccer mom: *QUEUE LOTS OF SCREECHING* YOU ARE?! THEN LEAVE THIS HOUSE AT ONCE! I DON’T WANT MY FRIENDS AND NEIGHBORS THINKING THAT I CONDONE WHAT YOU HAVE BECOME! YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE!!!!!!
Child: *Cries*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IXpEtF4i1oI
Stairway to Heaven is a well known Satanic Worship song. (My Sweet Satan)
Oh yeah... If I remember correctly, about 2 years ago (half a year before I deconverted), I remember seeing this GIF cartoon in which, according to the cartoon, the song played backwards is allegedly “Hail Satan. Hail Satan. Hail Satan.”
I’ve even heard that playing the end of the Dora The Explorer intro song in reverse supposedly gives you “Haiiiiiiiil Sataaan!!!”
But personally, I find it hard to imagine “!rerolpxE ehT aroD” sounding like that... :/
Driving on a single lane road meant for two-way traffic...
rmfr
I’ve seen that plenty of times when I go to visit India. It’s definitely demonic.
I gotta get to India. This year it's Cambodia. Perhaps I can get there next winter. I don't think I want to go in the summer/.
I always visit India in the summer, and MAN IT IS HOT. Also, during the summer in India, there is torrential rain that always comes when you least expect it, lasting anywhere from 10 minutes to 2 hours. In fact, during the Indian summers, it rains so much, that some parts of Bengaluru (the city that I go to visit each summer) are literally flooded.
If that isn’t demonic, then I don’t know what is.
@Rohan Re: "If that isn’t demonic, then I don’t know what is."
Midget cowboys in skimpy lingerie juggling kittens while riding unicycles across tightropes spanning the Grand Canyon..... *shudder*....
Midget cowboys in skimpy lingerie juggling kittens while riding unicycles across tightropes spanning the Grand Canyon above ongoing Indian traffic under torrential rain and scorching summer temperatures.
How about demonically funny? Darth Vader in a Victoria Secrets show...
rmfr
Re: "Darth Vader in a Victoria Secrets show..."
Hmmm.... Yeah, I'd pay to see that... *one eyebrow raised*..
How about Freddy Krueger reading bedtime stories to children while Jason plays whimsical background music on a piano at the foot of the bed?
@Arakish Well, I don’t think Darth Vader is demonic, because does everyone on there remember this line he says when force-choking an atheist on the Death Star:
I know he killed innocent children and is the reason his wife is dead, but still- he defended his faith from an evil, immoral hellbound heathen by almost killing him.
Nearly every day at my house, I see and hear a truly demonic sight: a robin repeatedly banging into a large glass window in the stairwell of my house again and again and again all day long nonstop, despite all attempts to scare it away from the window.
My brother and mother have done everything in their power to get the demonic bird to go away, from loud music to mylar balloons. Nothing has worked, and the bird still bangs on that window to this day, and has, as of today, been at it for weeks.
Zombies in pink ballet tutus with their faces ripped off are evil. Either that, or I just shot my sister for wearing a Halloween mask.
You shot her?! You should have burned her on the stake for witchcraft! And before that, you will have to see if she’s made of wood by comparing her weight to that of a duck. Then BURN HER! BURN HER! BURN HER!
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