Pinched from the BBC...a funny sketch
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There is no jesus
Come on.... There are at least 10 white Jesus's.
https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/12/22/the-10-best-jesus-depicti_n_11...
at least koreans have the best jesus...see how they made buffed christ is..hahaha...
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here is with the korean hatbruh..
doubting thomas korean version..
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@Q Re: Korean version pic
What the hell? Is he trying to save him or drown him??? Hard to tell.
White man, Brown man, Black man! Still a man!
Old man shouts ...,
That's too funny!. Thanks for the laugh.
Megyn Kelly is really pissed.
"Megyn Kelly: Jesus and Santa were white"
https://www.politico.com/blogs/media/2013/12/megyn-kelly-jesus-and-santa...
Mohammed was a white guy. He had lice.
i was imagining mohammed would look like jafar, from the cartoon aladdin
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All during the Middle Ages and well after, in all the best monasteries, lice were considered 'pearls of heaven', a sign of holiness.
It was only later after after dying of disease and listening to biologists and doctors they got into the 'cleanliness is next to godliness' habit.
And What about these guys -
The Australian Jesus - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVw0eFmnQtM
Jesus of Siberria - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W2Cv5hZfOmk
There are a bunch more if you look for them....
Thanks for those links Cog.
(the following is just Aussie nonsense to match the stupidity of the Aussie Jesus's followers in that youtube clip)
Strewth cobber, a ridgy didge true blue Aussie Jaysus....long hair, sandals and bifocals.. yep that's him alright AND he's from Kingaroy, where all the peaNUTs come from.
Joh's Lutheran heart would have been bursting.
Aussie Aussie Jesus Oi Oi Oi!
Come on Jesus come on come on
We've been waiting so long so long
Where's that second coming you nong,
Come on Jesus come on....ohh Christ! the bugger's already here, that was quick.
I am a bit browned off actually because Siberian Jesus, the upstart wanker, looks quite a bit whiter than Aussie Jesus...Pauline Hanson should look into this.
Oh-holy-hell..... I'm still laughing as I type....
At the kitchen table with my wife, and she is reading posts from another debate site of which she is a member. Went something like this....
Guy 1: "Why does Jesus look like a hippy with his long hair in all of his pictures? Is he an American?"
My wife: "Yeah, he was also the only white, blue-eyed Middle-eastern Jew ever."
Guy 2 chimes in: "Jesus was actually the missing Bee Gee."
Me: *starts singing* "Ah-ah-ah-ah stayin' alive, stayin' alive..."
My wife shot coffee out her nose.
Best version of the song EVER...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=OrlWWrSwaB8
fabulous. hope your wife ain't got that temper mine did about making blow fluids out her nose...
rmfr
@Arakish Re: Wife tempers
As a precaution, I ran and hid as she was coughing/gagging. Better to be safe than sorry. LOL