I figured the last one of these was decently entertaining, so I decided to make another.
Again, the object is simple: come up with a reason to ban the person above you.
I'll start.
I ban God for being such a prick.
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I ban you for demeaning an otherwise friendly appendage.
I ban you for banning me for an appendage based idea of how evil God is........... No, actually I ban you for inadvertently causing me to make a nonsensical sentence.
I ban you for NOT AGAIN>>>>PLEEEASE!
I ban you for attempting to impede the progress of entertaient and humor. And for impersonating a historical figure on the internet. And for pleading. And for barring the progress of humor. And entertainment. And finally for giving me RRS syndrome (Redundant redundancy Syndrome syndrome.)
I ban you for your redundant redundancy.
I ban you for redundantly renouncing my redundent renouncement of my own redundant redundancy for its redundentness. (I can see, an infinite regress, over the horizon....)
I ban you because I can.
I even ban your evil twin!
I ban you because we're actually evil triplets. Ones Russian, though, so he may not count.
Banned for not knowing about you sibling!
Banned for giving me a reason to go Grammer Nazi!
Banned for being any kind of NAZI!
Banned for taking my own red herring and slaping me with it!
Banned for taking it and not liking it!
I ban both of us for our constant use of exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!
Banned for your wide collar and dandyish bow tie!
Banned for coming up with this game in the first place.
Banned for playing with the dorky kids.
Banned first of all for not having a band when you ban someone, and second for being dorky in the first place.
Banned for difficult to pronounce username.
Banned for the hypocrisy of thinking that my user name is harder to pronounce than yours.
I ban everyone above for getting ahead of me while I was visiting family in Russia. And Kenny specifically for.......obvious reasons.
Banned for going on vacation....we have stuff to do here...com'on!!!!! HAHAHA!
Banned for confusing the utter shoite out of me.