Good News for us Heathens. Pope Francis confirms there is no Hell!!!

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Cognostic's picture
If I become the Pope do I get

If I become the Pope do I get to ride in the Pope-mobile? Can I bring the kids with me?

Sushisnake 's picture
Of course you will, Cog. You

Of course you will, Cog. You and the kids will be able to run around in the display fridge on wheels.

Sapporo's picture
If the Pope next tells us

If the Pope next tells us that the Vatican is not a country, I'll assume he's been listening to some John Lennon recently.

Sushisnake 's picture
Aww! I'll have to pass the

Aww! I'll have to pass the good news on to my Catholic son. He never believed I was going to hell- he thought atheists just stayed dead and he was sad he'd never see me again. He'll be relieved to know I get a second shot at heaven.

doG's picture
LOL...Pope on the rope...LOL

LOL...Pope on the rope...LOL

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