Hell's most wanted

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Hell's most wanted

Ever wondered who goes to hell, Well Most fundamentalists say that hell is reserved for amoral people. They can narrow this down into a few specific types of people:

·liberals (Yes! They're the worst!)
·Computer Hackers (Mark Shasha)
·Democrats
·Republicans RINOs
·Drunkards
·Murderers (unless they're republicans)
·Rapists (unless rapist and victim are married)
·Fornicators (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)
·Adulterers (ditto)
·Porn-lovers (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)
·Masturbators (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)
·Hypocrites (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)
·Homosexuals (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)
·Liars (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)
·Thieves (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)
·Perjurers (unless... ok, you get the point)

·Detail from a Jack Chick tract.[1]
·Sports Fans (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)
·Blasphemers
·Money-lovers (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)
·Pagans
·Muslims
·Critics of Israel (unless they're fundamentalist ministers)
·Jews
·(This list entry removed due to a legal dispute by the Church of Scientology)
·(This list entry removed due to a legal dispute by the Church of Latter Day Saints)
·Prostitutes
·Witches
·Gamblers
·Nazis (unless they're American Conservative fundamentalists)
·Whoremongers
·Child molesters (unless they're priests)
·Pot smokers
·Lesbians
·Furries
·Bronies
·Psychics
·People who have abortions
·People who provide abortions
·People who don't vote against abortions
·Fetuses that were aborted
·Fetuses that were miscarried (spontaneously aborted)
·People who assist others to obtain or perform abortions
·People who mention abortion as an option in counselling pregnant women, whether or not the women brought the subject up
·People who think, abstractly, about having, performing, or assisting others to have or perform abortions
·People who work, in any capacity, in connection with any clinic that performs abortions, whether or not they themselves are medical personnel, whether or not abortions make up more than 0.1% of a clinic's client services (no, the weekend janitor doesn't get off any lighter than the abortion-performing doctor)
·Dead people
·Atheists and other Heathen scum
·Agnostics
·The French
·People who live in a country other than America
·Evolution-believers
·Transsexuals and anyone who likes them, loves them, or even just grants them the minimal human dignity of a safe place to pee
·Non-Christians, like Gandhi
·According to that nice sensible Jack Chick, you can go to hell for masturbation, — Well Jack Chick is old and can probably resist temptation. If he masturbated when young he has probably repented and asked God to forgive him. — Chick seems to think you get damned for drinking tea and taking an aspirin (although he didn't state in which order you have to do them to be eternally damned).
·Christians that don't take their Bible literally enough.
·Christians that go to a different church than they do God does.
·4channers/EDiots
·People who travel to or live in a certain town in Michigan.
·You
·Goats
·In short, anyone they disagree with

Source https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Fun:Types_of_people_who_go_to_Hell

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chimp3's picture
According to some Hitler

According to some Hitler might be in heaven if he accepted Jesus before he died. Not so for the Jews he murdered.

Burn Your Bible's picture
You can love everyone, treat

You can love everyone, treat them with respect, be honest, help the poor, travel the world saving life's, yet you will burn in hell for all of eternity because you don't believe in a fairy tale that has no good evidence! This is the sad sad fact with theists. Why make a child who has feelings for the same sex feel like he/she deserves eternal torcher? I am on team people! If the Christian god turns out to be real.... in going to bitch slap that immoral piece of shit on my way down to hell!

Keith Raye's picture
Hell's a free bar, sauna, hot

o.

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Hell's a free bar, sauna, hot

Hell's got a free bar, sauna, hot tub and lots of sluts.

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