I know "things" and Jesus is coming back soon. North(with atomic bombs) and south Korea on the verge of WAR. ISIS and Islamic Terrorists are all over the world causing death to all infidels and destruction of civil order. Greece, Spain, Portugal and other western countries are close to being bankrupt. Most of African, Central America, and south America are struggling with poverty and corruption. The Chinese economy is collapsing. Pakistan and India (both with atomic bombs) are corrupt and the disparity between rich and poor is a scandal or worse. The stock markets all over the world are collapsing. The Dow Jones and Nasdaq Stock Markets are collapsing.
The disparity between the rich and poor in the United States is unfuckingunbelieveable. Climate change is real and soon its affect will cause death and havoc all over the earth. The world is on fire and there is little hope for the earth to survive. There is only one way the world can be saved. Donald Trump can save the world from doom. Without the Donald there is no hope. According to the bible Donald Trump will return to save the world. If for some reason Donald Trump is allowed to fail in his attempt to be King of the world---Jesus will come back. I predict "The Donald" will be discovered molesting baby monkeys in Trump Tower or the Trump helicopter, or the Trump Casinos, or the Trump Golf Courses, or the Trump 747 Jet. The scandal and embarrassment to Donald Trump does not affect in the least The Donald's "Poll Numbers". No matter what the Donald Says and Does the "people" continue to support him. When Fox News released the "horror" of Donald Trumps molestation of the baby monkeys his popularity went way way up. But the bible predicts Donald will never be able to take over the world. A Mexican, a Negro and an a born again Jehovah Witness manage to plant a giant poopoo cushion filled with elephant dung and dynamite inside Donald's Jet. The explosion pours elephant shit and pieces of Donald Trump all over everywhere. The terrible mess lands on innocent humans and smells very bad. The end of Donald means Jesus is coming. He is on his way down from heaven right now. Christians and Jews and Moslems all over the world are praying and jumping up and down as finally as the bible "says" Jesus is coming back. God Bless Have a nice day
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Jesus is coming back
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Pragmatic-The more I get to"know" you your ugly half glasses, half beard, half, nose, half face gets more disagreeable. I am starting to dislike you very much and I am usually a kind, handsome, and intelligent person. God Bless
so many things happened before those. even worst than those. haha. ive been waiting for jesus.... still nothing.. its been 2000 years and nothing....
Nah, he was just held up in traffic, guyz! He'll be here any day now to take the faithful away to heaven. With any luck, he'll grab the Muslims on the way there, and the planet will be left for the rest of us.
I'm sure he's hanging around somewhere....
"Our earth is degenerate in these latter days. There are signs that the world is speedily coming to an end. Bribery and corruption are common."
Sound familiar? We hear and read complaints like this every day, usually by Christians trying to prove that the end of the world is nigh and Jesus is going to return to Earth on his flying white pony any day now, and we had jolly well BETTER convert or else suffer the consequences. Well, this particular complaint was actually found on an Assyrian clay tablet dating to about 2800 BC!
http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm