No Atheist Shall Pass

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Sheldon's picture
That's called deflection, you

That's called deflection, you're obfuscating.

Tin-Man's picture
Re: "Put that abnormally

Re: "Put that abnormally large penis back in your pants, Sheldon. You’re intimidating the rest of the guys."

*sadly looking down at own crotch*... *speaking in reassuring voice*... There-there, little guy. It's okay. You have nothing to be ashamed of..... *gently patting crotch*....

arakish's picture
rat spit: "Put that

rat spit: "Put that abnormally large penis back in your pants..."

Hey. We have to have some fun while we are here.

rmfr

rat spit's picture
https://goo.gl/images/apjfFH

https://goo.gl/images/apjfFH

Average penis sizes around the world

arakish's picture
@ rat spit

@ rat spit

Really dude? I ain't clicking that link.

rmfr

rat spit's picture
LOL. Alright. Be like that.

LOL. Alright. Be like that. Here’s the spoiler - biggest average penis size? The Congo at a whopping 7.3 inches!

Other interesting facts. World average? 5.5 inches. Canada’s average? 5.5 inches.

And apparently in France you can get a baguette just about anywhere you go.

Sheldon's picture
From the man who claimed

From the man who claimed there were no such thing as objective facts.

Cognostic's picture
The wheel keeps spinning but
rat spit's picture
No more Cognostic. I can’t

No more Cognostic. I can’t take this abuse. I’ll ... I’ll ... I’ll report you to the CIA. I’ll tell them all about your hostage typewriting monkey program.

Cognostic's picture
My monkey training program is

My monkey training program is going just fine. You would be surprised what people are willing to pay for.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVjLobXY9Og

rat spit's picture
LMAO. The way he grabs his

LMAO. The way he grabs his chin - deep in thought. A true master.

Tin-Man's picture
@Cog Re: Monkey on keyboard

@Cog Re: Monkey on keyboard

Hey! That looks disturbingly a lot like the way I type on my computer! Except the monkey seems to be doing a better job.

arakish's picture
@ Tin-Man

@ Tin-Man

C'mon dude. Quit bragging about how you are so much better at typing than I am. Sheez.

***tree slowly shambles back to forest with boughs hung low***

rmfr

Cognostic's picture
You can donate your body to

You can donate your body to my next business adventure and I promise you will be more liked in death than you are now in life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGe3wJcYFyY

rat spit's picture
My people ... *wiping away

My people ... *wiping away the tears* what have you done to my people?

Tin-Man's picture
@Rat Spit Re: "My people ...

@Rat Spit Re: "My people ... *wiping away the tears* what have you done to my people?"

Aw, c'mon now, Ratty! Be honest. You know it would be freakin' awesome to be made into a flying drone after you die. Personally, I wouldn't mind one bit if somebody did that to me when I finally check out. lol

arakish's picture
@ Tin-Man

@ Tin-Man

I may not be correct, but I think you would be too heavy for a drone. We just might have to convert you to single-seater airplane.

rmfr

Tin-Man's picture
@Arakish

@Arakish

Hmmm... Yeah, you may be right. Might even need a turbo jet engine.

Randomhero1982's picture
Well it's been some time, but

Well it's been some time, but it feels only right to dust this down and apply it...

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David Killens's picture
We all have our personal self

We all have our personal self-awareness and internal dialogues.

But I understand that what I hear in my mind is a fabrication of my mind and not the thoughts of others, be it people, deities, or any imaginary creatures. And because of that I can differentiate between reality and fantasy.

CyberLN's picture
Ratspit, I don’t for a moment

Ratspit, I don’t for a moment believe you are saying any of this tripe for any purpose other than pure entertainment.

arakish's picture
@ CyberLN

@ CyberLN

Hey, at least it is entertaining to me. I have gotten good belly laughs...

rmfr

Tin-Man's picture
Yeah, I like ol' Rat Spit. He

Yeah, I like ol' Rat Spit. He's good for morale around here.... *chuckle*... I rather enjoy his type of humor.

rat spit's picture
Well, that’s disconcerting -

Well, that’s disconcerting - considering you’re a moderator. Um. Well, perhaps my analysis is making the Atheists a little uncomfortable. If I were a troll, the signs would be clearer. I haven’t deviated from my original point of view - ie. there is a Supreme Being - and I am in contact with him. But if you’re going to pin me down as a troll - then I can just stick to the odd penis joke now and then.

Cognostic's picture
This is what the Overload has

This is what the Overload has in store for us all. This is what happens when Rat Spits apologetics succeed. Is the Overlord really the Mother Goddess?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2OOs1l8Fajc

rat spit's picture
Yes! Yes!!! My people!

Yes! Yes!!! My people! Finally getting the worship they deserve. And their devotees! Many blessings upon them are bestowed by the OverLord!

rat spit's picture
@Cog

@Cog

I was thinking your kidnapped monkey typewriter program is more reminiscent of this:

https://youtu.be/no_elVGGgW8

Cognostic's picture
That's a cartoon. I teach

That's a cartoon. I teach monkeys to type. Soon I will make pet rats into drones. Now all we have to do is catch the pet rats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fT2RODWk6U

STUPID RATS!

Fallen's picture
That monkey is more advanced

That monkey is more advanced than me; I still need to look at the keys when I type.

TheBlindWatchmaker's picture
It is believed that 8 to 10 %

It is believed that 8 to 10 % of people will hear voices at some point in their life.

Now, what is more likely?
a) They have a cognitive disorder
b) Invisible magic friend popped into their heads for a quick chat

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