Should Bikinis be banned?

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Mysticalmonk's picture
Should Bikinis be banned?

I often wonder if bikinis should be banned on beaches.

I see so many attractive young women showing off their bodies shamefully. Its as if they dont care about the shame they bring upon their fathers if they are young maidens.

If they are wives, they seem not to care about how their husband feels about other men ogling his beloved.

If they are mothers.. what manner of mother would have sons/daughters ok with showing themselves off like that?

I believe it would be conducive to the dignity of women to impose a onesie only policy at beaches.

I know one thing. When I have a daughter she will not be wearing a bikini. I will discourage her from going to university because she should focus on more important things like marriage and childbirth.

Any ideas?

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watchman's picture
@Mysticmonk ......

@Mysticmonk ......

Well...the mask certainly slipped there didn't it......revealing one of the finest minds of the 10th century..... well done....

Mind like a Swiss clock........ stands in the corner "ticking"....then goes cuckoo every half hour.....

I myself often wonder if Orthodox perverts should be banned from beaches ...leering and leching ...lusting after attractive young women ...

Now its your privilege to "believe" what you want about the dignity of women...... but I will point out that no-one else is obliged to ,even listen to your somewhat retarded opinions.

Algebe's picture
@MysticalMonk: "I often

@MysticalMonk: "I often wonder if bikinis should be banned on beaches."

Mind your own damned business!

If you are disturbed by the sight of a woman in a bikini, the sin is in your mind. Your anger comes from your inability control your own lust.

Maybe if you can cast off the shackles of your stupid religion, you'll learn that women aren't just wives, sisters, daughters. They are human beings with their own minds.

I do agree that people should cover up more at beaches, though. Skin cancer is a very real danger.

ImFree's picture
"I do agree that people

"I do agree that people should cover up more at beaches, though. Skin cancer is a very real danger."

So many people are vitamin D deficient. Seems one has to suffer some skin damage to accommodate one's nutritional requirements. Muslim women have a vitamin D deficiency problem: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-469196/Women-hijabs-need-sunligh...

Alembé's picture
Hi Mystical Monk,

Hi Mystical Monk,

I think you are just a troll who is baiting us.

Shame on you.

The Pragmatic's picture
I'm starting to agree with

I'm starting to agree with this hypothesis.

Truett's picture
I vote 'troll'. But reading

I vote 'troll'. But reading Watchman's response made it all worth while.

xenoview's picture
Mysticalmonk

Mysticalmonk
I hope you never have a daughter. You should not goto beaches and lust after other women.

mykcob4's picture
I knew you were a troll. I

I knew you were a troll. I just didn't know when you would reveal it. Now I know. Get lost troll.

chimp3's picture
Troll or not , that was one

Troll or not , that was one stupid post!

Charvak's picture
Next you will want to

Next you will want to institute a law to make a chastity belt compulsory !!!!

xenoview's picture
Use the chastity belt on

Use the chastity belt on priest to protect the children.

The Pragmatic's picture
Hahaha, LoL.

Hahaha, LoL.
That was a really good suggestion. Let's make that happen.

Pitar's picture
Should Bikinis be banned?

"Should Bikinis be banned?

I often wonder if bikinis should be banned on beaches."

Absolutely. I say they should wear only their birthday suits. This business of moral menstruation onto my 2.5 square meter footprint of life is about as tiresome as watching grass grow, though the latter actually has some relevance to life.

Mysticalmonk's picture
^ Yeesh! You kiss your mother

^ Yeesh! You kiss your mother with that mouth?

Bikinis cause a ton of problems. If I were the Orthodox Caesar or Patriarch of America, such strumpets would be horsewhipped and made to live a life of chastity.

MCD's picture
Please tell me this is a joke

Please tell me this is a joke. No one could be this crazy

Nyarlathotep's picture
Pitar - I say they should

Pitar - I say they should wear only their birthday suits

Right, clothes are evil as they cover up god work. Everyone should be forced to be nude at the beach, would be much more holy.

Algebe's picture
Mystical Monkey: "If I were

Mystical Monkey: "If I were the Orthodox Caesar or Patriarch of America"

But you're not. I'll bet you're the sad bishop of your parents' basement. Get a life, grow a brain.

BTW, are you related to Friedmanite who used to haunt these forums?

Biggus Dickus's picture
I was starting to wonder that

I was starting to wonder that as well.

ImFree's picture
"I see so many attractive

"I see so many attractive young women showing off their bodies shamefully."

If seeing young women in bikinis is so offensive to you why do you go to places where you know they will be? From the above statement it sounds like your frequenting many beaches or pools.

Mysticalmonk's picture
I do enjoy swimming is the

I do enjoy swimming is the thing. You are right thouhg. I am around near occassions of sin arent I :(

ImFree's picture
Sounds like you enjoy the

Sounds like you enjoy the hard feelings your having over your observations. : )

Mysticalmonk's picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch
Truett's picture
Attempting to answer a

Attempting to answer a question by posting someone else's video is no answer at all.

chimp3's picture
@ mythicalmonkey: : Bikinis

@ mythicalmonkey: : Bikinis turn you on some? Nudge, nudge , wink , wink?

mykcob4's picture
Another christian hypocrite!

Another christian hypocrite!

Biggus Dickus's picture
Perhaps I can lend you my

Perhaps I can lend you my time machine so you can go back to the 10th century. Just watch out for the Catholics.

mykcob4's picture
Should monks mystical or

Should monks mystical or otherwise be banned for utter stupidity and hypocrisy?

Diotrephes's picture
Mysticalmonk:

Mysticalmonk:
I have some ideas about your post but they are not printable.

Endri's picture
Yup, this is totally

Yup, this is totally Friedmanite, guys, come on, we all know it and we're just wondering. But this kind of special stupidity can only come from him. Now where's my good ol' Ban Flag?

But if by any 0.00001% that this guys isn't him, I'd call for a Inner Council to declare the brand-new "Friedmanite Syndrome".

Truett's picture
I'm not sure that this

I'm not sure that this goofball is Friedmanite. Maybe he is. But I know people who believe their prayers turn bread into 2,000 year old zombie flesh, that when they die they will become god of their own planet and raise a population of their own children, and that a super-being that made the universe cares whether they masterbate. This level of lunacy is a common malady. This fellow might be Friedmanite, or he might be one of the vast legion who are similarly deranged.

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