What are your views on Pastafarianism?

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Sir Random's picture
What are your views on Pastafarianism?

I am just wondering, as I am considering becoming a part of this "cultural phenomenon/religion"

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ZeffD's picture
There doesn't seem to be much

There doesn't seem to be much involved in being a Pastafarian, apart from wearing a colander. It shouldn't be a big thing. In Britain we use "Jedi" to show sarcasm towards religion. This org from New Zealand (A Commonwealth country) takes the matter too far, in my view...
http://www.jedichurch.org/
Jedi started when non-believers started to put "Jedi" on UK census forms to show their displeasure with the wording of the census question on religion. It seemed to presume everyone had a religion and only mentioned "none" as an afterthought with the result that even I am counted as a "Christian" until 2001 and I've never been a Christian in my teenage or adult life.

Sir Random's picture
Thank you for sharing your

Thank you for sharing your point of view.

Sir Random's picture
It is official, I am (as far

It is official, I am (as far as I know) this sites first Pastafarian. Yes, it is the satireistical form, but the theists who come on to this site don't need to know that ;).

May you forever be touched by His Noodly Appendages
Glob bless
R'amen

johnwmstevens's picture
Trust me, no theist takes

Trust me, no theist takes Pastafarianism seriously, or believes that a "Pastafarian" is anything other than a joker.

chimp3's picture
I expect there is more than

I expect there is more than one believer in the afterlife Beer Volcano present on this forum.

Sir Random's picture
Methinks you may be right.

Methinks you may be right.

May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendages
Glob bless
R'amen

chimp3's picture
I always liked the

I always liked the Pastafarians and their tasteful use of humor and satire. Atheism can be fun. When I was in high school ( the '70s) a friend and I formed the Church of Provolonism. We were Provoloniasts worshiping Provolone cheese. We were dorks . However , one person did ask to join our congregation. There was only one requirement. She had to correctly answer this question : If you were in the Roman Colosseum would you rather be the Christian or the Lion? Our one pledge answered incorrectly when she said "Christian". I have always felt Pastafarianism complementary to Provolonism.

Sir Random's picture
Arrr, methinks ye may be on

Arrr, methinks ye may be on te' sometin' ere'. But we still ave' our pirates!

ThePragmatic's picture
@chimp3

@chimp3

I agree.

I think it was a good initiative to begin with, and a good idea to keep it going. I'm not much for the idea of dressing up in pirate clothes and such, but I have considered to become a pastor of the Church of FSM, just to be able to use the title of Pastor...

Sir Random's picture
25$ is all you need. And your

25$ is all you need. And your title (I do believe, unless the website misled me) would be ministeroni.

ThePragmatic's picture
LoL :)

LoL :)

Sir Random's picture
I know. Hey, if you all are

I know. Hey, if you all are in the mood for some pirate based hilariousness, read this thread here:

http://forum.venganza.org/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=1845&sid=fdbe3eb76c437ee07...

For that is "The Continueus Salty Tale" (an' it be a mighty funny read)

johnwmstevens's picture
My friend invented

My friend invented "Frisbeetarianism". One of the beliefs was that your soul is like a frisbee, and when you die, it goes up on the roof and can't be fetched down again.

Nyarlathotep's picture
Why not. Just as silly as any

Why not. Just as ridiculous as any other religion, and as a bonus it is funny!

curtisabass's picture
As an atheist i don't believe

As an atheist i don't believe in any deity or his appendage (noodly or otherwise). However I find the pastafarians pleasant and amusing, unlike most religionists. Wearing a colander and being touched by the noodly appendage is whacked, but wearing a miniature torture device, practicing ritual cannibalism and being "washed in the blood" is considered sane? Oy vey.

Sir Random's picture
Arr, ye be necro postin' 'n

Arr, ye be necro postin' 'n ah de'd topic. I be a patafarian n' longer.

Sir Random's picture
Arr, ye be necro postin' 'n

Arr, ye be necro postin' 'n ah de'd topic. I be a patafarian n' longer.

curtisabass's picture
Um,huh?

Um,huh?

Sir Random's picture
I threw the pirate jibe at

I threw the pirate jibe at you, and it hit you like an AIM-9 Sidewinder.

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