Why you have no idea what Atheism means...

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Why you have no idea what Atheism means...

THE TYPICAL ATHEIST STRAWMAN ARGUMENT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GITxVhvDlig

OUR RESPONSE:

https://nostradamususa.wordpress.com

https://nostradamusart.wordpress.com

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUpmsRYaZyc

It was only a question of time before this crap would trigger full-scale divine retaliation.

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Tin-Man's picture
Oh, for fuck's sake already!

Oh, for fuck's sake already! Not another one!.... *face palm*.... *groan*....

Sky Pilot's picture
Tin-Man,

Tin-Man,

IMO you have the wrong idea about atheistkiller's OP. He was using the three videos to debunk the ideas expressed in the first video. He could have presented it a little better but it is apparent once you sample the videos.

Tin-Man's picture
By the way, not clicking on a

By the way, not clicking on a single damn one of those links. Oh, and it is somebody else's turn to clean up this mess. Now if you will excuse me, I'm going outside to try and get the shit off the bottom of my shoes.... *grumbling to self while walking out the door*....

Grinseed's picture
Well, I clicked every damn

Well, I clicked every damn one of those links....you were right not to...incomprehensible..failed fortune tellers and Nostradamus...what, this is the stuff of full-scale divine retaliation? Absolute waste of part of my life...wish I could have forseen that.

Leave the mess as it is. It will remind me not to click on a single damn link in future.

arakish's picture
@ Grinseed

@ Grinseed

You are learning. I for one still have not clicked any of those links. The URL was enough to make shun them.

rmfr

algebe's picture
@atheistkiller:

@atheistkiller:

I'm not really interested in following a string of predictable links.

But I'm intrigued by your choice of avatar. It looks like a Druidic wicker man human sacrifice from pre-Roman Britain. I'm not sure if that practice really existed or whether it was just a piece of Roman propaganda. It wouldn't be the last crock of shit to come out of Rome.

David Killens's picture
That avatar is from Burning
algebe's picture
@David Killens: That avatar

@David Killens: That avatar is from Burning Man.

Really? I never heard of that one. I thought it was a scene from the movie "Wicker Man".

Tin-Man's picture
@Algebe

@Algebe

Wicker Man. Cool movie. A little strange, but pretty good, nonetheless.

David Killens's picture
Damn, I ran out of popcorn.

Damn, I ran out of popcorn. Can we put a hold on this thread until I get some tomorrow?

Tin-Man's picture
@David Re: Popcorn

@David Re: Popcorn

Yeah, this one caught me flat-footed, too. Not a drop of eggnog ready. Although, I'm thinking this particular thread might not even be worth the effort of making a new batch. Come to think of it, you might even want to save your popcorn.

dogalmighty's picture
@ Atheisttickler

@ Atheisttickler

Do you like pancakes? I would like to put one on your head and take a photo, for use on the net...would that be ok?

Tin-Man's picture
Damn, doG, you're crackin' me

Damn, doG, you're crackin' me up!... LMAO.... Got the mental image of pancakes on the head of the burning man.... LOL....

dogalmighty's picture
:)

Your wish, is my command...your tinship.

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@doG Re: Burning man pic

@doG Re: Burning man pic

Bwaaaaaa-haaaa-haaaaa!!!!.... *trying to catch breath*... Dammit, you bastard!... Bwaaaa-haaaa-haaaa!!!!.... *wiping tears from eyes*... *wiping snot running from nose*.... NOT fair!!!... Bwaaaa-haaaa-haaaa-haaaa!!!...

Edit to add: ...*recovering from hyperventilation*.... You even got my wife laughing with that one.... *wiping tears from eyes*... Asshole!... Bwaaa-haaa-haaa...!

dogalmighty's picture
:)

:)

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Tin-Man's picture
@doG Re: The Last Breakfast

@doG Re: The Last Breakfast

LMAO.... Aw, damn! That one is just as funny!.... Hey! Instead of an IHOP, you could open a JHOP (Jesus House Of Pancakes).

Calilasseia's picture
Let me guess ... the usual

Let me guess ... the usual caricatures and misrepresentations of atheism we see so often from the supernaturalist crowd?

rat spit's picture
The existence of Hemorrhoids

The existence of Hemorrhoids proves the existence of Satan. All hail Satan and his horde of faithful followers. We hail you Satan!!!

I didn’t click the links either. OP is lazy. Spell it out dickshit. Why should we do your work for you?

Tin-Man's picture
@Rat Spit

@Rat Spit

Ratty!!!... *happily clapping*... Long time no see! How the hell are ya?

Sheldon's picture
rat spit "The existence of

rat spit "The existence of Hemorrhoids (sic) proves the existence of Satan."

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Preparation-H-Soothing-Relief-Wipes-Relieve-D...

rat spit's picture
@Sheldon,

@Sheldon,

thanks for the hot lead, but I’ll stick to the auto erotic digitally applied “H” cream. It’s a great excuse to stick my fingers up my butt (if you know what I mean).

Reminds me of a story. My appendix was about to burst and the doctor informed me that he’d be performing a “digital rectal exam”. I said “Hey. Can’t be that bad. A computerized rectal exam. Could be worse, right?”

As he was strapping in that single latex glove, he looked at me and pointed two fingers into the sky - “No,” he said. “These digits.”

Then he stuck his fingers up my ass, ruled out any other causes for my abdominal pain - and I couldn’t manage to get a drop of piss out of my dong for the next 24 hours.

Hay-Zeus!

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@Rat Spit Re: Digital rectal

@Rat Spit Re: Digital rectal exam

ROFLMAO.... Oh, dear lord!.... *starting to hyperventilate*.... Oh, shit!.... *trying to catch breath*... Gonna die.... Bwaaaaa-haaaaaa-haaaaaa...!!!.... Asshole!.... *curled up in floor in fetal position lauging*.......

Edit to add: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHbl5yl8O4I

rat spit's picture
@Tin-Man

@Tin-Man

Well. Good. The cult is recruiting from campuses across North America. You know? Typical rich kids. So, the money is flowing - but these kids are so self entitled.

“Oh! I wanna sacrifice the goat! Give ME the knife!”

You know? I’m gunna have to fake it till I make it. That’s what my mom keeps telling me.

I’ve barely had time to even lurk around here. Nah. I’m kidding. I come here all the time to lurk. Just thought that keen observation about hemorroids would be well appreciated ;)

But enough about me!!! How have YOU been??? *chin resting on palm. Palm resting on elbo. Eye lashes batting to and fro.”

Tin-Man's picture
@Rat Spit

@Rat Spit

Been doing pretty good lately. Since Arakish has been bitching so much about my slacking on lifeguard duty because of that ONE TIME I sank, I had an auto-inflation system installed for my arm floaties. Coolest thing EVER! Er-uh, well, except for that time I forgot to cover the sensors when taking a shower... *rubbing back of neck in embarrassment*.... (Would rather not talk about that, though.)... Uh, any-who....

So, good to hear the recruiting is going well. Don't really envy you having to deal with all those millennials, though. Definitely an over-inflated sense of entitlement with those young-uns. Still, like you said, money is money.... *shrugging shoulders*.... Sometimes sacrifices must be made for The Cause. Good to see you are still hanging with us. As always, have fun storming the castle!

Oh... And, yes, the hemorrhoids reference was DEFINITELY relevant to this particular OP.... *chuckle*...

arakish's picture
I am smelling a dirty nasty

I am smelling a dirty nasty sock thingy. Did we not hear these exact same things from another?

rmfr

Nyarlathotep's picture
Yep it was a sock-puppet.

Yep it was a sock-puppet.

Randomhero1982's picture
Same old horse crap...

Same old horse crap...

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@atheistkiller

@atheistkiller

Sorry, not worth the effort.

Cognostic's picture
HUH?

HUH?
The first link took me to psychics being debunked.
The second took me to Nostradamus
The third was a Depeche Mode " video
The fourth was a Skeptics video. However, by the time I got here I forgot what the hell I was looking for. Oh Yea! Video 1 - The psychic debunkers? WTF

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