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Tin-Man's picture
@Cog Re: "Don't let him near

@Cog Re: "Don't let him near any small furry animals."

Oh, shit! Maybe that explains why all my hamsters keep disappearing!... *storming out of room*... TODD!.... Where are you, you little hamster thief?!?...

Cognostic's picture
Tin: Oh hell. Check in his

Tin: Oh hell. Check in his shoes. He wraps them up in electrician tape so they don't explode and uses them as sex toys.

TheBlindWatchmaker's picture
Someone ought to go on one of

Someone ought to go on one of there sites and state the following,

"Hi I'm 'X', a student at 'random town/location' college of atheism and critical thinking".
"Part of my thesis (or, my professor has told us...…) is to meet gullible morons and ask them one simple question, why?"

:P

Rohan M.'s picture
Reminds me of when I went on

Reminds me of when I went on Conservapedia and never lasted an hour. (Which isn't too surprising, really, as that blog is notorious for its literally continent-sized range-blocks.)

LogicFTW's picture
I used to visit theist sites,

I used to visit theist sites, kind of ran through most of the more popular ones of the time. It is the same as here (arguing with theist is and realizing you might as well argue with a brick wall,) except they are very ban happy, and you all know me, I tend to be the more agreeable and polite in general, well unless I am in a mood...

Spending time putting together a good rebuttal or a new topic to only see it get deleted and/or banned got old for me real fast. I even got a couple of bodily harm/death threats. If an atheist here gets involved in this I recommend using a proxy server, just to be on the safe side, some of those folks are very sensitive about any perceived slight on their religion/god.

Plenty of free proxy servers that work just fine for this sort of thing.

cranky47's picture
@logic

@logic

Thanks for that. Have been to a couple of Christian forums . Got banned from both within about an hour. They REALLY don't like being confronted wth reason, or being asked to prove their claims -- don't think I'll bother going on any more. .

Oh, beware of Muslin sites. Fair dinkum, those bastards are nuts. Bloody death threats.

Mutorc S'yriah's picture
@ NewSkeptic

@ NewSkeptic
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You've got the wrong version of the bible for Luke 14:26. It's all about love, not hate.

Contemporary English Version
You cannot be my disciple, unless you love me more than you love your father and mother, your wife and children, and your brothers and sisters. You cannot follow me unless you love me more than you love your own life.

Good News Translation
"Those who come to me cannot be my disciples unless they love me more than they love father and mother, wife and children, brothers and sisters, and themselves as well.
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As @ Old man shouts put it . . .
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@ New Skeptic

you've got the wrong version of the bible

LMFAO...don't that say it all.......
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It's all about picking your Bible, and then your preferred Bible verses ~ ignore some other verses, or maybe pick which Christian denomination to join up with, or alternatively which religion to adopt, or perhaps which woo woo to take on. There's obviously no CLEAR message among any of those - you just take what you like, and call the rest misguided. But maybe one could choose none of them and be atheist, (and misguided and EVIL baaaah :-{ ).

Mutorc.
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Nyarlathotep's picture
Mutorc S'yriah - There's

Mutorc S'yriah - There's obviously no CLEAR message among any of those - you just take what you like, and call the rest misguided.

Oh, and don't forget to demand it is objective; after you finish constructing your Dr. Frankenstein's monster from the parts you like.

TheBlindWatchmaker's picture
Christopher Hitchens was

Christopher Hitchens was right, they do appear to enjoy taking their theism à la carte.

Rohan M.'s picture
And also don't forget to

And also don't forget to claim that, whenever they are mentioned or quoted, the verses that you don't like are "out of context".

Cognostic's picture
@ALL: I wish I could add to

@ALL: I wish I could add to those last three posts but they seem to have covered all the bases.

cranky47's picture
Apparently, I had an

Apparently, I had an invisible friend when I was three. I had forgotten, mum told me a few years ago.

Seems he was great; I blamed him for anything I did wrong. Didn't get away with that for long.

When I was five I was apparently taught by this really weird Irish nun. She told me all about the devil. So I started saying"the devil made me do it" . That was the first , but not the last time my mum had words with the Mother Superior.

I think it's fine for children between ages of 3 and 5 to have invisible friends. Apparently it's a sign of intelligence and imagination.

---after age 5, not so much. That's more a sign of gullibility

Cognostic's picture
@So I finally managed to join

@So I finally managed to join a Christian Forum. I made my first post on the forum just moments ago and so I thought I would share.

Hi Everyone,

I am so looking forward to sharing with you all.   This is my first post and right away I want to get just a little clarification.   I had great difficulty entering the site as the test question was obviously wrong.   For a test question I was asked, "How many days did it take for god to create the earth?"    Now, everyone on this site knows the answer to this question I am certain.  So, I was really surprised at the "hint."    (HINT:  The same number as the days in a week.)   HUH???   Someone has not read their bible.    GOD CREATED THE WORLD IN SIX DAYS.   HE RESTED ON THE SEVENTH. 

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@cog

@cog

You are so gone....evangelists hate being wrong...you woulda thunk they were used to it but......

Tin-Man's picture
@Cog

@Cog

Aw, maaan! Almost wish I could jump in there on that site with you. Imagine the chaos we could cause before they finally booted us out! LMAO...

Sadly, though, from the sound of it, you are likely to get vaporized before I could even start the enrollment process... *chuckle*...

Cognostic's picture
Someone is debating me.

Someone is debating me. "There are cultures that have a six day week." according to this person. Really? I'm curious? And then I took it a step too far.

MY RESPONSE:

I know of no culture that has a six day week. Please share.

Of course I had to lie to get onto the site. Satan forced me to write the word "Seven" even though my Lord and Savior and I all knew I would have to lie to reach my desired goal. I feel so dirty! :-)

Cognostic's picture
I GOT MY FIRST LIKE!!!! WOO

I GOT MY FIRST LIKE!!!! WOO HOO!!!
"Yeah man, that question ought to be changed to something else really. Especially when you have some brothers and sisters believe the it was 6,000 years of creation. I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate that opening question!"

I didn't realise you had previously left @BeauJangles. (I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS PERSON MEANS HERE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE LISTED SITE) I can't imagine this forum without you. That just wouldn't be right.

Love & Shalom

WELL THEY DID GET ONE THING RIGHT. IT WOULD BE HARD TO IMAGINE THE FORUM WITHOUT ME.

Cognostic's picture
FUCK ALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT

FUCK ALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT ATHEISTS. I AM CONVERTING. I GET SO MUCH MORE LOVE AND SUPPORT ON THE CHRISTIAN SITE.

"Cognostic, you are a chosen and precious stone! Let's allow the Spirit of God to chisel us today! God desires to smooth out our rough edges so that we will be built into a glorious Temple unto the Lord.

Your family in the Lord with much agape love,"

I FEEL SO FUCKING AFFIRMED!!! I AM LOVED AND A WORTHY LITTLE APE CREATURE.

Cognostic's picture
IS THIS GETTING FUN OR WHAT.

IS THIS GETTING FUN OR WHAT. I GOT AN E-MAIL

"Hi Cognastic,

Sorry you experienced difficulty accessing the site. This is the correct answer. If indicated otherwise, I'd be equally confused! Anyway, you have one post as a newbie. Hope to have you continue with a couple more of them, and membership usually kicks in. Welcome to Worthy and God bless you!

Shalom, (NOT SURE WHAT ALL THE "SHALOM" SHIT IS ABOUT. Looks like this is a sect of Masonary Christians.) "We are the real Jews!"

SO WHAT WAS MY RESPONSE??? WAIT FOR IT........

Are you seriously insisting "Seven" is the correct answer? Can you possibly justify that answer BIBLICALLY" I am betting you can't.

David Killens's picture
Why should I click on the

Why should I click on the thumbs up or "praying for you" icon when the "Oy Vey" is available?

Oh Vey

roflmao

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Now some asshole Eman_3 is

Now some asshole Eman_3 is inserting himself into the conversation... :-)

"The seventh day was once a day of rest, but now it is a celebration of love and all things NFL. Church all morning, then Go Bears."

WHAT A FICKING MORON: I am sure he can do better than that!!!

You do understand that what you have said does nothing at all to change the correct answer. God created the universe in 6 days. HE DID NO CREATING ON THE SEVENTH DAY. The people who wrote the question, obviously do not know their bible and it makes the site look silly when even the test questions are WRONG!

BESIDES THAT - BEARS SUCK - Bengals are going to take it all.

David Killens's picture
Now you did it Cog,I did piss

Now you did it Cog,I did piss my pants laughing.

It's fun being an asshole ;)

Fuck the Bengals

cranky47's picture
Indeed.

Indeed.

Plus there is a HUGE advantage: arseholes never die! Just read the death notices. When was the last time you saw something like;"Our father Joe Farnarkle finally died on Saturday at age 97. . He was a complete arsehole and we're glad he's dead"

Another fun fact from the deaths notices in my city; In the city of Adelaide and surrounds, people die in alphabetical order. Truly.

Ya know wot? I'm beginning to suspect my local paper may not be all that reliable.

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