Best insult contest!

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Best insult contest!

Okay, this is a thread dedicated to best insults. Please don't target anyone and make your insult generic.
Profanity is not only allowed but encouraged.
Use insults that YOU would direct at someone but actually don't target anyone.
Don't insult a group or demographic. For example, I hate christians as a rule but in this contest, I will not insult christians or christianity.
For example:
"You're ugly and your mom dresses you funny."
Notice that it isn't actually targeting anyone but it is A PERSONAL INSULT!
That's the game, wanna play?

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Okay, I'll start.
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May you always have piles of
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For goodness sake! Will you
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Heres a classic "Fuck you and
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Another classic "Your mother
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Were you naturally BORN as a
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I would call you a fucking
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Damn, you are ALMOST as smart
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You looked like you fell out
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If my dog was as ugly as you,
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@Myk Re: "If my dog was as
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The best part of you ran down
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Did your parents have any
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You son of hell!, May you
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May the fleas of a thousand
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I would tell you to go fuck
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You came home a day early
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One of the best insults in he
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You obviously didn't go back
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There are things smarter than
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Holy shit! Who let you wander
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What the fuck am I looking at
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You are the fatal flaw to the
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My Favorite Scots insult
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The worst insult in Japanese
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You were such an ugly baby
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Calling you a worthless piece
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You were such an ugly baby
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Awwww... You're a special
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You need to be taken out of

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