A Blessing from an Atheist

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A Blessing from an Atheist

On a number of occasions, whilst talking with "mild" Christians (who have not been acting hostile towards me), I've told them that I know how to "bless" people.(I've previously made it plain to them that I'm an out and out atheist). When they agree to let me bless them I place my hand on top of their head, look them in the eyes, and say (in a very "benevolent" voice, with a beaming smile on my face): "Have you taken the Lord Jesus Christ into your heart my child?".

Every time I've done it they've "lit up" .,, a look of "joy" has come over them.

One would perhaps expect them to be a little "annoyed" at me "making a fool of them" ... but, no ... everytime I've done it they've "felt good" about it and acted as if they enjoyed me doing it.

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Tin-Man's picture
@SC007 Re: OP

@SC007 Re: OP

*bemused chuckle*.... Oh, man, that's just soooo bad, dude!.... So wrong on so many levels.... *chuckle*... I LOVE it!.... LOL (Once again, folks, don't judge me. I feel I have made it very clear many times that my sense of humor is disturbingly warped. Not my fault.)

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SeniorCitizen007:

SeniorCitizen007:

As the late Frankie Howerd used to say, it's wicked to mock the afflicted.

David Killens's picture
It's like clubbing baby

It's like clubbing baby kittens. Incredibly easy but also incredibly cruel.

The very sad part is they do not realize the mockery going on.

SeniorCitizen007 are you aware that you can easily and quickly get ordained?

https://www.themonastery.org/ordination

Cognostic's picture
Tell them that Jesus does not

Tell them that Jesus does not exist because he told me so. They can not deny it. (Are you saying Jesus does not exist. Are you saying Jesus does not talk to people or respond to prayers?) Yea yea.. I know what the bible says. Jesus told me not to pay attention to it. ....

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