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And just when you think you get the hang of '666', the inerrant bible throws you yet another curly one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Number_of_the_Beast
Its not 666, its 616!
I'd blame the Devil.
@Grinseed Re: 616
What the fu-?!?!?... *look of dire dismay*... No WAAAAY!!!... Oh, this is so wrong! Totally not cool, man. I just got a new tattoo across my forehead. How the hell is the tattoo guy gonna be able to change that middle six to a one?... *throwing up hands in exasperation*... Well ain't this just great? Now everybody will be pointing and laughing at me because it's the wrong number! Kinda hard to be an evil bad-ass with everybody laughing at you. DAMMIT!... *stomping foot*... *arms folded across chest*... *pouty face*...
Some metal polish might do the trick. If not you can borrow my grinder. You're getting a little rusty anyway.
@Dan M. Re: "Some metal polish might do the trick. If not you can borrow my grinder."
Thanks, Dan. Metal polish didn't work. I even tried my grinder. Now I have jacked up looking shiny spot up there, and you can STILL see a faded "666" impression. Aw, screw it! Just gonna get a metal plate and some rivets. Anybody asks, I'll just say it is an old tree cutting injury.
FFS - Now what in the hell am I going to do about this Tattoo? Shit!!!!
@ Tin-Man, Cognostic
Why worry. The title said, "Something for the Christians to worry about...."
rmfr
Okay, noted. They’re already worried about our very existence (as evidenced by all the theists’ clumsy attempts at proselytizing in the debate room), and they’ve already been aching for one of us to admit that we’re Say-tan-ick. LOL
No man! I thought a 666 tattoo would look cool on my forehead and make me look tough. The Christians would all be scared to death of me. Now I have this big black thing on my forehead with screaming flames and melting lava consuming heathen in the throes of death and I find out the real number is 616. I look like an idiot. .... I wonder if I could cover it with a pig nose? Shit!!! Now I will have to go and get surgery. They will skin-graft a slice of butt cheek to my forehead and I will turn into a real butt-head. I hate life!
Same here! Antichrist Rohan... I was starting to like the way that rolls out... Oh well
LMAO. "...real butt-head." That is funny.
rmfr
Oh God! I am going to have to change my screen name from Cognostic to Butthead. FUCK ME!!!!
Wait! There is a way out..... The next time the aliens abduct me I can beg them to remove it. I might just get lucky!
This is really going to confuse people when you tell them to kiss your butt. Maybe you should tattoo an arrow pointing down.
Oh Fuck! I never thought of that. And what if it makes farting noises every time I blink. Oh hell! What if I butted up against someone? What if my boss gave me a butt chewing? What in the hell would that look like? If I put my butt on the line, would I have a cocaine addiction? Oh NO!!!! People would be correct if they called me "butt ugly." This is horrible!!! And if someone stomped my face in they could just say they gave me a kick in the butt to get me going. What am I going to do when someone tells me to butt out or get your butt over here? Which one are they talking about? And how would I tell the doctor that I have a headache? "I'm butt-hurt." And what if someone told me to just sit on my ass and wait - do I do a headstand? I hate this....I'm going to be the butt of everyone's jokes.
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