Start Your Own Bible story. Everyone add a sentence.

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Start Your Own Bible story. Everyone add a sentence.

One day God was walking along in the garden, feeling not so special because since the invention of the computer everyone was watching everyone do everything, when he came across a Tin Man.

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"Ah hah" said God, "so this
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The Tin Man shook, sputtered,
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God rose up in all his fury,
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Lucifer flew down in a huff,
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Once he was powered up and a
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then lucifer heard tin man
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Then the Tin-Man blinked
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God flew into a rage, his
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While coughing and gagging
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Satan flashed his sinister
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then satan ask to himself,
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Tin Man and Lucifer had to
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What happened next is XXX
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Opening the door of the
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That was of course after
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That was of course after
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And god looked upon Tin-Man
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Luci Boy replied, "Hell no.
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To which Tin-Man stated,
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To which Luci Boy replied,
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And, lo, God did then grab
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And so they found themselves
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As expected, however, God
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Then I sayeth unto you I am
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God looked at Ray after Ray
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My sandals are more biggeth
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"But God," shouted Ray, "I am
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And so it came to pass the
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He had just stepped out of
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It was at that very moment

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