Your Banned! : Third Times the Charm

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Your Banned! : Third Times the Charm

Here you have it, witches and gentle-heathens, the third installment in the Your Banned forum game!

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Sir Random's picture
I ban myself for continuing

I ban myself for continuing this series of what could be called psudo-entertainment.

ThePragmatic's picture
No, I ban you for getting

No, I ban you for getting Down With The Sickness.

Sir Random's picture
I ban you for not destroying

I ban you for not destroying the Sacred Lie yet.

ThePragmatic's picture
I ban you for not giving me a

I ban you for not giving me a double combo bonus!
"Down With the Sickness", hello?! :P (Are you out of the hospital yet?)

Seenyab4's picture
Lol, what even is this?

Lol, what even is this?

Sir Random's picture
Its simple: Come up with a

Its simple: Come up with a random reason to ban the person above you.

I ban Seenyab for not knowing how this works....

See?

algebe's picture
I ban you because your avatar

I ban you because your avatar rocks. You are rock banned.

Sir Random's picture
Banned for confusing me about

Banned for confusing me about whether or not the pun is unintentional....

Seenyab4's picture
Banned for being too edgy.

Banned for being too edgy.

Sir Random's picture
Banned for saying "edgy"

Banned for saying "edgy" where hr should have said "catchy"........... Idk what the fick I tried to say..............." Fick"?

CyberLN's picture
Banned for mistaking 'your'

Banned for mistaking 'your' for 'you're'.

Sir Random's picture
Banned for..............Hmm?

Banned for..............Hmm? What? Did you say something?

Seenyab4's picture
Banned for confusing the hell

Banned for confusing the hell out of me. Seriously I'm not really getting some of these.

ThePragmatic's picture
Banned for not listening

Banned for not listening enough to Disturbed!! :D
https://www.youtube.com/user/DisturbedTV

Nyarlathotep's picture
banned for smoking!

banned for smoking/giving tobacco to a reptile!

ThePragmatic's picture
Banned for thinking that I

Banned for thinking that I smoke! It's just an e-pipe I use to look distinguished.

Sir Random's picture
Banned for pipeular

Banned for pipeular misconduct.

Seenyab4's picture
Banned for the Mario

Banned for the Mario reference.........oh wait.

Sir Random's picture
Banned for giving me an

Banned for giving me an erroneous charge.

Seenyab4's picture
Banned for making me look up

Banned for making me look up what erroneous charge meant.

Sir Random's picture
Banned for failing the Random

Banned for failing the Random Challenge™

charvakheresy's picture
You are banned for addressing

You are banned for addressing us as witches and gentle heathens..... wait I kind of liked that

mykcob4's picture
Banned for not being as mean

Banned for not being as mean as I, oh and also for your incredible logic (damn I hate that)!

Cognostic's picture
I got banned from Yahoo

I got banned from Yahoo Answers for quoting the Bible. I may as well get banned here for the same thing..

1 Timothy 2:12, in which the saint says: "I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, she must be silent."

Samuel 15:3: "This is what the Lord Almighty says ... 'Now go and strike Amalek and devote to destruction all that they have. Do not spare them, but kill both man and woman, child and infant, ox and sheep, camel and donkey.' "

Psalm 137, which celebrates this terrible revenge: "Happy is he who repays you for what you have done to us / He who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."

Judges: “So the man took his concubine and sent her outside to them, and they raped her and abused her throughout the night, and at dawn they let her go. At daybreak the woman went back to the house where her master was staying, fell down at the door and lay there until daylight. When her master got up in the morning and opened the door of the house and stepped out to continue on his way, there lay his concubine, fallen in the doorway of the house, with her hands on the threshold. He said to her, ‘Get up; let’s go.’ But there was no answer. Then the man put her on his donkey and set out for home.” (Judges 19:25-28)

And Jephthah made a vow to the Lord, and said, ‘If you will give the Ammonites into my hand, then whoever comes out of the doors of my house to meet me, when I return victorious from the Ammonites, shall be the Lord’s, to be offered up by me as a burnt-offering.’ Then Jephthah came to his home at Mizpah; and there was his daughter coming out to meet him with timbrels and with dancing. She was his only child; he had no son or daughter except her. When he saw her, he tore his clothes, and said, ‘Alas, my daughter! You have brought me very low; you have become the cause of great trouble to me. For I have opened my mouth to the Lord, and I cannot take back my vow.’” (Judges 11:30-1, 34-5)

But remember - This god "Loves You" and he sent his "Only begotten son" to die for you. Somehow that just seems to be in character with this monster. Go ahead, ban me from the site.

Tin-Man's picture
Okay, fine! Have it your way,

Okay, fine! Have it your way, mister! Banned for quoting scripture! (But, dammit, they were some really good ones.)

Tin-Man's picture
Well, hell. Guess I need to

Well, hell. Guess I need to ban myself for banning Cog for making good points.

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
Have a heart TM! Now, I ban

Have a heart TM! Now, I ban you for non metallic components.

Tin-Man's picture
@Old Man

@Old Man

You are banned for operating a tricycle without the proper safety inspection sticker, and for wearing a helmet without high-visibility reflective tape.

chimp3's picture
Tin-man! You are banned for

Tin-man! You are banned for not adding rust proofing to your exoske!eton since Dorothy had to bail you out! Think ahead , Man!

Tin-Man's picture
@Chimp

@Chimp

Chimp, you are banned for leaving rotten banana peels beside the baptismal pools at random churches....(despite how hilarious it is).

Oh, and in my defense, how was I suppose to know Pam cooking spray is not rated for prolonged outdoor use?

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