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Tin-Man's picture
Re: doG - "Hanging out in the

Re: doG - "Hanging out in the trunks of other peeps chev's looking at midget porn again eh cog."
Cog - "Sitting up and banging my head on the trunk causing it to swing open."

...*looking into trunk*.... Awwww, maaaaaaaan.... So THAT'S where all of my magazines have been disappearing to all this time!... *flipping through stack*... Yep... Lusty Little Lewds... Short Stories of Spunky Spankers... Wonderful World of Wee Wetters... Damn, Cog, you got all my best ones... Wait, what's this one?... *retrieving magazine from beneath spare tire*... Creamy Cupcakes of Chimpindales: 25th Anniversary Vintage Edition.... *opening to centerfold section*.... Hmmmm..... Hey, mind if I borrow this for a couple of days?

Whitefire13's picture
Whenever they bring up Jesus.

Whenever they bring up Jesus...this “clip” always plays in my head...

(13 seconds)

Sheldon's picture
They're like crazy

They're like crazy superstitious buses, nothing for ages, then 3 or 4 together.

Whitefire13's picture
...”where 3 or 4 are gathered

...”where 3 or 4 are gathered in my name”...blah blah blah - stupidity shall rein.

Sheldon's picture


That made me laugh, thank you.


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