How do you spot a milk-toast, weasely, half believing, ... christian?

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How do you spot a milk-toast, weasely, half believing, ... christian?

Aside from the obvious, "Their lips are moving" (Ba-du-da-dum) I listen for the words "What if." What if Jesus returns? What if God is real? What if there is a hell? "Bla bla bla..." Any Christian worth his salt would not be uttering such imaginary trash. They would just tell me, "You are going to burn in hell. Jesus is real. There is a God." In the magic world of "Whatif" they are just testing the waters without actually committing themselves to a position. These slime balls deserve no respect!

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