To be honest, because there has been constant ongoing work and redesign on the Jesus model for the past 2,000 years I think it would not hurt to have a kick of the tyres and a look under the bonnet and have a fiddle with the bits and pieces.

Afterall there has to be some positive aspects worth saving from a religious brand with such a surprisingly long shelf life. Lets face it this particular part of the Jehovah workshop has been left wide open and poorly managed and unfortunately taken over by various bunches of fanatics from time to time who have drifted away from the original saviour concept and overlooked the needs of your average believer in the street and have been left free to fashion some of the weirdest, dysfunctional and down right dangerous delusions, that have only survived because they are mixed in with the better, less emphasised, yet admirable features.

OK so lets have a look. Well obviously at the heart of all the Jehovah products, like the Jesus model, is the monstrous duality good and evil drive, which you don't find in the popular Asian lines, which makes one ask why have it at all. You need only look at the mileage one gets from the Budda marque, it just goes on and on and on, without any complaint of naughtiness. Perhaps the Individual Freedom drive might be a better choice.

Removing the duality drive means the Lucifer transmission is no longer needed. This component has been a devil of a problem, creating demons where none are needed or even actual exist, which only heats up the whole shebang, impedes the rate of progress and frankly is a leading cause of fatalities when the keyword in this whole game is safety and saving lives, yeah? So in the bin with that.

This of course leads to removing the disreputable Hades muffler which has defied all claims as to its proficiency. It has always run loudly, amplifying rather than dampening. Tests have shown the Jesus runs whisper quiet without it but unreasonable revheads and doomsayers have demanded its inclusion and that those who oppose can just go to hell.

Next, the Trinity manifold...what can one say...the proverbial philosophic engineered nightmare. Its a feature that had to have been invented by committee. This should definitely be removed if only to stop the Jewish and Islamic belly laughs. Theres contention that the whole rig would run perfectly well with the Unitary manifold which is simplicity itself but there are some who feel the Paternal model with the Father/Son gasket feed feature lets everything run like Christmas.

The Holy Spirit wiring and electricals are not the quality one expects to find with an omnipotent design like the Jesus. It is unobtrusive to say the least, but for performance, one can be forgiven doubting it's really there. So in defiance of Jesus component policy I would be inclined to replace it with something more dynamic like the Jeddi Force system, unforgivable as that might seem.

The Absolute Morality steering system is another problem. The overly-complicated spriritual hydraulics tends to make the user veer off in directions unintended on the road to Perdition and again is a recognised life threatening hazard. Better to replace this with the Pagan Judgement direct steering linkage, where the user can just go where ever they are tempted to go. I'd still be inclined to include a printed 'consequences warning' label, old fuddy duddy that I am.

So much more to cover, but this thread is not infinite. However I would just like to add a complaint about the warranty for the Jesus.
Its implied that everyone is covered for eternity, but only if one follows the directions and advice of the handbook which is way too long and complicated, full of antiquated jargon, contradicitons and hard to follow instructions and barely fits the glove compartment. My point is, that the eternal warranty and the ability to satisfy the terms of that warranty are bloody impossible to achieve.

With all its current problems if this religion was a car, frankly I would go back to walking.

For my basic template, I'd use the sun goddess Amaterasu. We've had too many millennia of blundering, murderous male supreme beings with foreskin fetishes, and I think in the 21st century it's time we had a female sky-CEO. And of course, Amaterasu is very hot. I'd also incorporate the powers of Inari, the god of fertility, rice, tea, sake and agriculture, because I like the variety of sushi named after him. And we should also stir in some of the characteristics of Ama-no-Uzume, the stripper-deity and goddess of the dawn and parties.

The whole purpose of being a god is to have people be completely obedient and loyal to you. So you make them do all sorts of silly and evil acts to prove that they are completely loyal and obedient to you. Now, since you are a real deal god it doesn't matter if you command them to slaughter 100 babies and eat their corpses. If they believe in you they will do it. And since you are God you can easily resurrect the babies and give them wonderful lives if they were real and not just delusions to fool the person you were testing. If the person fails your test you can give him other tasks or even show mercy and forgive him.

Remember, if you are a real god then you can screw with people's minds to no end. If they have true free will and know the difference between good and evil the passing grade might be for them to tell the god character to go screw himself and not do the obvious evil acts.

So the worse possible existence is one that has a real god in it. That's because you won't be able to tell the difference between reality and delusion. You would just be a science project in the matrix.

The interesting thing about the biblical fairy tale is that man became as God and now knows the difference between good and evil. So always do the good thing and never the evil thing even if commanded to do so.