- This is an Athmas carol that I wrote a few days ago, on the debate forums as one of my satires. I thought that it deserves its own post here on the atheist hub. Here it is:
- (To the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch")
You’re a mean one, Religious Right
You really are a heel
You’re as atheophobic as a Conservapedian,
With the scientific literacy of an eel,
Our nighmare may be bananas, but you're an old banana with a greasy black peel.
You hate atheists, Religious Right.
You think they’re waging a war on Christmas
You want them to leave America,
And you accuse them of endorsing Sharia,
You’re a vile one, Religious Right.
You want to make America a Christian Iran
Your Wholly Buybull has all the moral sweetness of the Islamic Quran,
Given the choice between the two of them,
I’d take the... Ugh... Do I have to pick? They’re both awful. I wouldn’t convert to either of them, even as a joke! Hmm... maybe this song just draws more attention to the Buybull.
You’re a foul one, Religious Right.
You’re a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of hate and bile.
Your faith has the burden of proof, but of this you’re in denial.
The three best words that best describe your persecution complex
Are as follows, and I quote:
You’re a bigot, Religious Right.
You think the holidays are all yours
You go to our houses to proselytize, and go banging on our doors,
You nauseate me, Religious Right.
With a nauseous super-naus!
You’re a spineless toxic toadie,
Dipped in toxic, hateful sauce,
You’re a Christmas cheer-hating broflake
And poisonous jockey,
Riding an arsenic horse!
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