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@ Chimp and TM
you are both banned for making me giggle and nearly choke on me morning bacon and eggs...
PS TM, I actually ride an electric trike in real life...complete with safety helmets, lights and fluoro stuff...so nyah nyah na nar nar!
@Old Man
Banned again for saying, "...nyah nyah na nar nar!" (Only because I like the sound of it.)
I ban all of you for managing to make AR email me enough to come back.
Congratulations on dragging me back.
Sir random I ban you for that haircut.
Jax, you are banned for having way too much red tone in your profile pic. You look badly sunburned. Might want to see a doctor about that.
Jax: you are banned for having three heads and being red.
Old man you are banned for being old, for being a man, and for shouting. Baby Jesus cries when you shout.
@Jax
I ban you for making two irrelevant charges and for attempting to punish some one for yelling at the giant flying sheep gods.
@Sir Random
You still here? Don't think I didn't see through your clever disguise. Banished once again, dear sir, for switching profile pics in the middle of a thread!
But I shall counter your charges, with my own!
I ban you for mistaking my determination for a disguise, and for believing that I would have left again so quickly!
True, it had been quite some time since I last visited the sight. But I am back, and I am determined to return to the debate and discussion threads as soon as I'm not swamped with things I need to get done.
And if that be a reason to be banned, then I declare this entire court corrupt!
I ban you for questioning the integrity of the court. And I find you in contempt of court
I ban you for attempting to charge the creator of the court with contempt of court!
@Sir Random
I ban you for using "Your" instead of "You're" in the court title! (Grammer police are always on patrol.)
@Tin-man
I ban you for leveling charges in a way which betrays the conductive properties of your claimed material of construction!
@Sir Random
Oh, yeah? Really? Well then, I ban you for being jealous of the fact I can use refrigerator magnets to decorate myself and look pretty. *sticking out me tongue at you*
Oh, is that how you want to be about it then?
In that case.
I ban you for attempting to use a non existent tasting apparatus in an improper manner.
@Sir Random Re: "....attempting to use a non existent tasting apparatus in an improper manner."
Hmph! A lot you know! I am nowhere NEAR limber enough for that. HA!
Banned again you are, sir, for using my gift from the Wizard in your profile pic. (Thief!)
Actually, good sir, that is a Determination Soul from the game Undertale.
I ban you for making a misatributation that would cause a less reasonable Undertale fan to seek your head on a pitchfork.
Also, your dirty test of my statement was ignored in favor of the worse offence.
@Sir Random
Undertale? What the...? Well, damn. Then who the hell has my heart? Grrr...
Also..
Re: "...dirty test of my statement was ignored in favor of the worse offence."
Errr... uh... I was talking about licking ice cream directly from the carton. What were YOU thinking??? *halo around head*
Anyway, ummm... let's seeee..... Hmmm.... Ah-ha! Got it! You are hereby banned for using the word "misatributation" improperly spelled such that it almost made me mistake it for another word entirely. (I'll let you figure it out.)
I ban you in return for apparently noticing an intentionally made mistake, and yet still glossing over the fact that it was likely intended to cause such confusion!
@Sir Random
Oh, you WISH it was an intentional "mistake"! HA! (Damn good recovery, though, I must say.) But you are still banned for taking advantage of a brainless hunk of tin (who, ironically enough, has a dirty mind) and "intentionally" causing me such unintentional confusion.
Oh, by the way, I've been thinking that maybe we could ban everybody else for not participating in the banning process. Just a thought.
Because you have to be banned for considering banning everyone else and, secundus: pretending to having had a thought.
Dirty thoughts leading to misunderstandings excepted. No, bugger it, you are banned for that as well. HA! Why should you have fun without viagra?
@clooudshouter
And in turn, I ban you for making an argument with which I have no qualms! Now I have no ammo to use to argue back! Bollocks to you, sir, for ruining my fun!
I ban old man for his utter confusion!
Ah-ha! Finally get my chance! Hey, Myk! You, sir, are banned for those times you cussed somebody out and made me laugh so hard I popped rivets. You have any idea how tough it is getting those things replaced?
I ban you for banning the same person as the person above you, thus breaking the squencing! Now we have to pick up these broken bits of my falsely applied perfectisim!
And now I ban myself for doing the same. Hypocrisy is wonderful, is it not?
@Sir Random
I ban you for banning yourself before I could ban you for banning me for doing the same thing you just banned yourself for. (Ouch. I think I just sprained something.)
I ban you for enjoying the misery I inflict on fucking stupid people!
@Myk
And I further ban you for being so damn good at inflicting such misery on said fucking stupid people.
@Sir Random
I ban you for being gone so long, and for changing your moniker so I could not recognize you. I further ban you for using a derivation of Churchills quote that has become a "thing" the last few years.
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