Oh yes! god knows what you do in your room And big G is not okay depending on how you view The sin of Onan. don't know what that is look it up and you will conclude that God must really hate Teenagers.
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Jebus must have had a rough childhood.
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Big question is why does god have to spy on humans, to make sure men aren't jacking off? That makes the christian god one perverted freak.
Then Elle Woods was right!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs3_hNYAVRw
Yeah, that is true.
What confuses me is how exactly did the holy spirit impregnated the supposedly virgin Mary. Was the DNA taken from her husband and made to fertilize an egg? If so why go through the trouble of magically impregnating her when she was going to get preggo by her husband anyway. Is virginity the point? lol it's so absurd.
At least one religious sect has it on good [meaning god] authority that the deed was done through the ear canal
Mary and Joseph are metaphors. Mary represents the Samaritans, who had never had a prophet to the Jews. Mary (the Samaritans) is thereby the virgin. In the Old Testament the Samaritans and Jews are supposed to be united. Joseph represents the Jews. In the New Testament Yeshua behaves like a Samaritan. He was always going to the top of the nearest hill. When he was accused of being a Samaritan he ignored it and started babbling about something else.
Remember, while Mary is always depicted as a woman no one actually proved that she was in fact a woman virgin per Old Testament rules.
Plus the fact there is no reliable way to test for a woman's virginity, especially so, 2000+ years ago. It is all on people's word, with zero evidence mary was a virgin, let alone the rest of the babble's claims.
Hymen check, perhaps? Not that that's incredibly reliable.
A lot of women got horribly mistreated or killed over the quite inaccurate hymen being intact test. You can be a virgin and have the hymen broken, (work out a little to hard or go horseback riding and the hymen can get damaged/torn.) And women can sometimes (in rare cases) be very promiscuous and have their Hymen remain intact looking upon inspection, it is different for every woman.
LogicForTW,
The biblical method for checking for virgins was for the father to get a cloth and jam it into his daughter's vagina a day or two before the actual wedding. If it came out bloody that proved that she was a virgin. The father then kept the cloth as proof of his daughter's virginity and was therefore able to produce it as proof if there were any questions.
Deuteronomy 22:13-21(ERV) = 13 “A man might marry a woman and have sexual relations with her. Then he might decide that he does not like her. 14 He might accuse her of doing wrong and say, ‘I married this woman, but when we had sexual relations, I found she was not a virgin.’ By saying this against her, people might think bad things about her. 15 If this happens, the girl’s father and mother must bring the proof that the girl was a virgin to the town elders at the meeting place of the town. 16 The girl’s father must say to the leaders, ‘I gave my daughter to this man to be his wife, but now he does not want her. 17 This man accused my daughter of doing wrong and said, “I did not find the proof that your daughter is a virgin.” But here is the proof that my daughter was a virgin.’ Then they should show the cloth[d] to the town leaders. 18 Then the leaders of that town must take that man and punish him. 19 They must fine him 40 ounces of silver.[e] They will give the money to the girl’s father because her husband brought shame to an Israelite girl. And the girl will continue to be the man’s wife. He cannot divorce her for the rest of his life.
20 “But what the husband said about his wife might be true. The wife’s parents might not have the proof that she was a virgin. If this happens, 21 the town leaders must bring the girl to the door of her father’s house. Then the men of the town must kill her with stones, because she has done a shameful thing in Israel. She has acted like a prostitute in her father’s house. You must remove this evil from your group."
Now technically the woman isn't a virgin when she got married since her father took her virginity when he rammed the cloth into her vagina. At that point he might as well go full Lot and have a sex party. But it worked for them.
The interesting thing about the Mary story is that her father isn't mentioned proving that she was a virgin.
I guess I should not be surprised that what they actually did back then was even worse then I imagined. Still astounds me to this day people go along with these incredibly barbaric religions. I feel anyone that is "casually" religious, read this stuff, would lose their faith pretty quick.
@ Usagi It is not absurd if you believe God is all powerful and created the universe. He could have just created the extra DNA.
Dumb Ox
Can you prove your god is all powerful and created the universe? Can you prove your god is real?
@MCD- lol what? XD
https://pics.onsizzle.com/my-mother-was-a-virgin-when-she-gave-birth-to-...
LMAO Pitar that was brilliant!
Is vasectomy a variation of the sin of Onan? There's a lot of Christian angst about that. I've seen some really hilarious hand-wringing and soul-searching on a number of sites.
The following site is typical of the meandering drivel that people talk as they pussy-foot around this question. However, I learned something interesting. In the Greek version of the holey babble, the word for sorcery or witchcraft is pharmakeia, from which we get the modern word "pharmaceutical." The "expert" says that people in the ancient world had forms of contraception, which were provided by herbalists (a..k.a. witches).
http://www.epm.org/resources/2010/Mar/16/could-you-give-me-your-theologi...
On the subject of surgical contraception, I've never understood why some men want their wives to undergo tubal litigation, which is a fairly serious hospital procedure, while vasectomy is quick, easy, cheap, and low-risk.
I never really understood the argument that says 'Why does God care this much about you?' (I'm an exmuslim atheist btw, I'm on your side)
Here let me explain. God created you, this god is just and caring (according to the religious), thus this God wants the best for you and doesn't want you to divulge in vices that would harm you. He doesn't care about all the things you do but about the things that would harm you just like a parent would do.
Now a parent would be flawed but a God wouldn't, so at the end the God isn't doing this to keep you safe.
Even in my early teens I challenged this whole "why does god care about you" premise. It makes no sense, unless you view it from the: "people made up god, god is not real" premise.
It makes no logical or reasonable sense. In my child mind, I equated it to, me as a person, caring about every single microorganism in the cup of water I pulled out from a marsh. All 7+ billion of them. That I cared which lived, which died, if they followed rules I set out for them, that I would divide them up into: these are the ones that get real physical proof of my existence (usually my wrath, think the great flood,) I would grant 1 or 2 of them special powers, (part the red sea,) and I would inseminate one with my "seed" to have a son, that the other bacteria later killed off when trying to spread word about me, but from this, I decide they all should get forgiveness because the one they killed died for their sins. But most of the time I would absolutely just ignore them. With billions of organisms living and dying with zero interference from me.
Sounds utterly ridiculous even for a child.
Silly kids, that's why this book exists
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