God made it all possible for Bobby Henderson.

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God made it all possible for Bobby Henderson.

The only reason you know of 'Bobby Henderson' is because Bobby Henderson knew of 'God'.

If God didn't exist then neither would your knowledge of Bobby Henderson and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Remove God.

I would say, 'Do you know of Bobby Henderson and his Flying Spaghetti Monster?' and you would say, 'No'.

Asks lots of people, 'Do you know of Bobby Henderson and his Flying Spaghetti Monster?' and lots of people would say, 'No'.

No $.

Add God.

I would say, 'Do you know of Bobby Henderson and his Flying Spaghetti Monster?' and you would say, 'Yes'.

Asks lots of people, 'Do you know of Bobby Henderson and his Flying Spaghetti Monster?' and lots of people would say, 'Yes'.

Plenty of $.

God made it all possible for Bobby Henderson.

God made Bobby Henderson rich.

Praise be to God.

God makes people rich and God never gets anything back for it.

Did Bobby Henderson thank the creator of God which allowed him to create his creation?

If I created God then God is my creation.

If Bobby Henderson created the Flying Spaghetti Monster then the Flying Spaghetti Monster is his creation.

But Bobby Henderson needed my creation for his creation to exist.

Bobby Henderson created his creation by destroying my creation.

He used my creation to make a name for himself and he gave no credit to me.

How would you feel if you created an original character and Bobby Henderson created a character which required your character to exist and he didn't give you any credit? He used your character to get rich and in the processed trashed your original character with something that requires very little thought to come up with?

If Bobby Henderson created God so he could create the Flying Spaghetti Monster to destroy God that would be genius.That would mean he created both characters. Or if the creator of God created God to allow people like Bobby Henderson to have an alternative choice to God - that would also be genius.

Either way, the creation knwon as the Flying Spaghetti Monster required the creation of God to come into existence.

Otherwise, you would never have Bobby Henderson and his Flying Spaghetti Monster creation.

And that's a fact.

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Tin-Man's picture
Who the fuck is Bobby

Who the fuck is Bobby Henderson??? lol

Edit to add: Oh, and to which god are we referring, by the way?

HIMELO's picture
The God who created all other

The God who created all other Gods.

The orignal God.

The God which existed before all other Gods existed.

The God of Gods.

The God which created Atheism.

chimp3's picture
Never heard of Bobby

Never heard of Bobby Henderson!

HIMELO's picture
You're the only Atheist I've

You're the only Atheist I've met who hasn't heard of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Do you exist?

algebe's picture
Bobby Henderson (pasta be

Bobby Henderson (pasta be upon him) is the founder of Pastafarianism.

The OP is right if you accept that Pastafarianism was founded in reaction to Christianity, but I believe the primary inspiration was a decision by the Kansas Board of Education to devote equal time to creationism and evolution in science classes.

[EDITED FOR TYPO]

HIMELO's picture
Bobby Henderson created a

Bobby Henderson created a character through another character called God which was already created.

Bobby Henderson needed God, not Christianity, to create the Flying Spaghetting Monster.

Bobby Henderson created a character which destroys the image of God who is a creation just like the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

Bobby Henderson became famous by destroying the creation God which he didn't create himself.

In the future something can be created to destroy the image of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to restore the image of God which would make Bobby Henderson look stupid after he made God look stupid.

It just needs somebody with imagination to come along and create something which makes Atheism look stupid and then Atheism goes away. Just like Bobby Henderson created something which made God look stupid.

And I think this bloke God has a lot more imagination that Bobby Henderson!

God wrote the Bible and created all those characters in it. All Bobby Henderson did was create a Spgahetting Flying Monster which took little thought or imagination; destroying something is easier than creating something of value.

God created God and all roads lead to God and from God!

God created a Universe full of himself.

So what goes around comes around!

Cognostic's picture
Just another troll on the

Just another troll on the site. Leave it to the mods and he will be gone in a few more posts.

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Can you give a single unique property of God that is observable?

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