"I don't, but if I did..."

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Qu@si's picture
i don't believe in miracles.

i don't believe in miracles. if i did, all of us will rely on it.no one would figure out how to cure any illnesses, if something good will happen or someone healed, we'd all probably say "it's a miracle!!!... it's a miracle!!!..."

Tin-Man's picture
I don't believe in hiding and

I don't believe in hiding and protecting sexual predators who molest and abuse innocent and helpless children, but if I did, I would be a Catholic priest.

Fishy1's picture
Tin Man ! Truer words have

Tin Man ! Truer words have never been spoken !!!

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@Fishy Re: Truer words

@Fishy Re: Truer words

Honestly, I am amazed I got that one in before anybody else did. LOL

Cronus's picture
Standard response to

Standard response to evangelizing xtians --

You are foolish to worship a weak god. You should worship a mighty god.

You should worship Odin.

Your god' s son never knew a woman and ended up nailed to a board.

Odin' s son knew countless women, and he has a big hammer.

:D

anxionnat's picture
I forget where I read this

I forget where I read this (and I'm paraphrasing) about which god I'd worship: "While your god's offer of eternal life is interesting, I'm inclining to the Frog God of Papua New Guinea, who's offering a pig, and all the coconuts I can carry."

Cronus's picture
That's certainly more

That's certainly more quantifiable than some open ended, vaguely defined contract.

Suppose you play the game, get eternal life - and hate it?

A pig and a mess of coconuts starts looking to be the more desirable reward.

Diotrephes's picture
I don't believe in a magic

I don't believe in a magic Jewish zombie who is a god but if I did I would be insane.

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
I don't always drink beer,

I don't always drink beer, but when I do... Wait wtf am I talking about? I Love beer.

Carry on.

Sapporo's picture
If god is at least as

If god is at least as reasonable as I am, it doesn't matter if I believe in it. If god does not exist, or is not as reasonable as I am, it does not matter if I believe in it.

Tin-Man's picture
@Sapporo Re: "Reasonable"

@Sapporo Re: "Reasonable" god

That's awesome, Sapporo. May just have to steal that one from you. lol

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