Science Unspoken Axiom #1: Deities are nonsense

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@ sourcecodewizard

@ sourcecodewizard
Sounds like a night terror. Which is strangely fitting since the avatar I'm using is at least loosely associated with night terrors.

sourcecodewizard's picture
good one... typical

good one... typical

Tin-Man's picture
Re: "1)God knows how to make

Re: "1)God knows how to make it all better. When it is over everyone will agree it is worth it."

God: "Hey there, buddy. How ya doin' today?"
Man: "Uh, doing okay, I suppose. Why?"
God: "Drop your pants and bend over. Now!"
Man: "WHAT???"
God: "DO AS I SAY!!!"
Man: ...*scared shitless*... *drops pants and bends over*...
God: "See? That wasn't so difficult, was it? Now, be very still for a moment. I am going to shove this red hot poker up your ass."... *removes glowing poker from furnace fire*...
Man: "Whoa! Wait! Why???... NOoooooooo...!"... *glowing poker inserted into Man's anus*.... *Man screaming in agony*...
God: "Oh, stop being such a cry baby! I know how to make it better. (Not that I necessarily will.) Besides, when this is all over, you will agree it was well worth it. It's all part of my Plan."

Ummmm..... Yeah. Sure. Makes perfect sense to me.... *rolling eyes*...

sourcecodewizard's picture
You have no children. How

You have no children. How can I know this as a fact given your statements. Answer: Because it is obvious.

Tin-Man's picture
@Sourcelizard Re: "You have

@Sourcelizard Re: "You have no children."

You're right, I don't! Damn, you're good! You must be psychotic or have ESPN or something like that.

sourcecodewizard's picture
Yes I have ESPN, I can tell

Yes I have ESPN, I can tell when its going to rain. I mean I can tell when its raining.

doG's picture
Insults!

Insults!
I see insults are ok with you...
Excellent.
Mockery too I presume.
YaY!

David Killens's picture
Unleash the poo

Unleash the poo

sourcecodewizard's picture
very scientific. Your

very scientific. Your science religion is so logical.

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
Good crikey...what on earth

Good crikey...what on earth is going on in these forums? Allah is energy, Dan's faulty equations and now this faux logic box of nothing? Sheesh.....the barrel must be scraped by now.

Is there such a thing as an intelligent theist left out there or have they all joined the ranks of the disbelievers?

Randomhero1982's picture
It's like deli counter, you

It's like deli counter, you have to take a ticket and stand at the back of the queue...

But the more shit the theistic claim is, the further back you go.... hence the plethora of bollocks we've seen of late!

Next week I look forward to seeing a visitors interpretation of how God solves the grand unified theory because he told him the answer via a fucking potato.

doG's picture
LOL.

LOL.

sourcecodewizard's picture
so much logic

so much logic
Must BELIEVE in science

sourcecodewizard's picture
Just using logic in the OP

Just using logic in the OP you probably did not even read judging from your logic...oh wait there isn't any, my bad.

doG's picture
intelligent theist?

intelligent theist?

That's an oxymoron.

Sheldon's picture
I think only the recent flood

I think only the recent flood of religious apologists have failed to notice they've scraped a large pit underneath the bottom of the barrel.

The same tired old religious cliches trotted out over and over, unabashed at repeating claims, assertions, and arguments that have been destroyed week in week out on here and elsewhere.

sourcecodewizard's picture
rather than disproving the

rather than disproving the SETI argument I notice you keep writing about human behavior. Very expected. Gather your people around you. THAT will show how correct your logic is.

David Killens's picture
The smart theists know that

The smart theists know that they must have a low profile and understand that just their faith is what motivates their beliefs.

Those who fall below that threshold do not understand that beyond faith, there is zero reason or explanation for religion. And somehow, they think that exposing others to their manure will make everyone join the poo parade.

sourcecodewizard's picture
evidence based on logic leads

evidence based on logic leads to the obvious conclusion of genius designer. Those attempting to refute this fail repeated then rant and throw poo in an attempt to win favor from their fellow irrationalists who think that science fantasy conjecture is the same as actual science.

My faith required rigorous logic to get to the door but the final decision is a faith, beyond logic with an understanding that whoever built this place is a whole lot smarter than anyone here. Of coarse if you believe that magical magnets spontaneously appeared out of nowhere then assembled life like some science fantasy novel, then that is your faith. its cool. its what you people believe. I just has nothing to do with drawing conclusions from evidence like the grown up science world.

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@ Sourcecodewizard

@ Sourcecodewizard

My faith required rigorous logic to get to the door but the final decision is a faith, beyond logic with an understanding that whoever built this place is a whole lot smarter than anyone here. Of coarse if you believe that magical magnets spontaneously appeared out of nowhere then assembled life like some science fantasy novel, then that is your faith. its cool. its what you people believe. I just has nothing to do with drawing conclusions from evidence like the grown up science world.

The irony burns so hard...Iced water stat.

Do you read what you write? "but the final decision is a faith" and then the conclusion: " drawing conclusions from evidence like the grown up science world"

I mean for fucks sake, the posts made about your designer/creator/whatever are best read with the theme song of Warner Bros Looney Tunes in the background but this takes the fucking biscuit. My eyes hurt after reading this bollocks.

sourcecodewizard's picture
Can your read...LIKE THE

Can your read...LIKE THE GROWN UP SCIENCE WORLD

The implication is that there is actual real science going on with real live grown ups drawing valid conclusions based upon evidence.
As opposed to sci-boy fantasies about magic magnets poofing into existence then magically forming into humans WITHOUT EVIDENCE to back it up. It's ok you can BELIEVE what you want. The point is that your science fantasy BELIEF has nothing to do with ACTUAL science, get it?

Calilasseia's picture
Bollocks.

Bollocks.

What sort of "genius designer" would arrange for certain species of Carabid beetle to posses fully functional wings, only for those wings to be rendered completely useless because the elytra are fused shut?

"Genius designer" my arse.

sourcecodewizard's picture
What have you ever built,

What have you ever built, know it all?

Actually built. That actually does something useful?

Watch him not answer or change the subject. lmao

arakish's picture
@ source code who cannot

@ source code who cannot create

Don't know about Calilasseia, but here is something I built for my mom.

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@ source code who cannot

@ source code who cannot create

And another something I built for my mom.

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@ source code who cannot create

And another something...

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@ source code who cannot create

And another something...

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And another something...

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Calilasseia's picture
Years ago I built my own 12

Years ago I built my own 12 speed racing bicycle. Not that I need to have done this, in order to recognise how stupid it is to give beetles fully functional wings, then render them useless by fusing the elytra so that the wings can never be deployed.

Meanwhile, let's see how much you know about biological systems. I set up an aquarium and maintained it successfully for 25 years. It's still running today. I've bred three generations of Corydoras panda in that aquarium, which, given that it's a high maintenance species, takes a fair amount of effort and understanding of fish physiology. Said understanding being one of the reasons I regard the whole "global flood" fantasy as drivel.

Now, have you ever successfully maintained and bred living organisms with stringent ecological requirements?

I'll enjoy watching you not answer or change the subject.

arakish's picture
@ Old Man

@ Old Man

Good crikey...what on earth is going on in these forums? Allah is energy, Dan's faulty equations and now this faux logic box of nothing? Sheesh.....the barrel must be scraped by now.

Is there such a thing as an intelligent theist left out there or have they all joined the ranks of the disbelievers?

Here is a working hypothesis. Breezy Dodger got pissed about being booted again. Now all his friends, which it took ALL of them just to write those semi-intelligent posts under John 6IX Breezy, are now posting here separately. Thus, very little posting with any cogent wording.

Just a thought...

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