THE INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL OF EXORCISM

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Cognostic's picture
THE INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL OF EXORCISM

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA ,,,,,,, "An online..." *WIPING TEARS FROM MY EYES* "training..." *GRASPING THE SIDE OF MY RIBS IN PAIN* "Bible College....."
*WRITHING ON THE FLOOR* "of ..... of ..... of...... spiritual warfare" *GASPING FOR BREATH* "don't try this at home" *UNCONTROLLABLY WETTING MYSELF WITH LAUGHTER!"

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Hey, Cog, don't knock it.

Hey, Cog, don't knock it. There may actually be something to it. For instance, two or three times a week I will be walking through my house and hear my wife sneeze, at which time I will yell, "Demons be gone!" And you know what? I have yet to ever encounter any demons in my house! Fucking amazing, if you ask me. That shit must be real... *scratching chin*...

Cognostic's picture
Interesting. I do the same

Interesting. I do the same thing for elephants in my house and to this day I have never seen an elephant in my house. *Hmmmmmm....*

Rohan M.'s picture
@Cog Well, there's a reason

@Cog Well, there's a reason why they say "the elephant in the room"...

And apparently there is one hilarious Google search result called "I hate it when I'm studying and velociraptors throw bananas at me".

Edited to correct the reference.

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@Rohan M. Really funny but

@Rohan M. Really funny but let's try to stay on topic. (How do you even find this sht?)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iagnJr2ulnM

or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoqrBdmpLys

Rohan M.'s picture
@Cog Wow... blew my mind...

@Cog Wow... blew my mind...

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" *WIPING TEARS FROM MY EYES*

" *WIPING TEARS FROM MY EYES* "training..." *GRASPING THE SIDE OF MY RIBS IN PAIN*"
*WRITHING ON THE FLOOR* "of ..... of ..... of...... spiritual warfare" *GASPING FOR BREATH*

Obviously signs of demon possession. You need help, brother...

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I woob calwl buth I anm

I woob calwl buth I anm hathing thome pwoblemth currenthly. Ith I hawb a deenon in me ith gknna bee therrr forr a wyhile.

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Hello dear ones. Evaluating

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