....*strumming fingers on table*... *look of boredom*... Why do we always have folks come here and try to redefine the meanings of perfectly good words that already work quite nicely just the way they are? I think I'm gonna start my own dictionary and redefine words for MY own personal use. Example....

From now on, to ME the word "Elevator" means a person who may or may not know for certain whether or not they do or do not believe in waterfalls during periods of drought.

And, of course, "Waterfall" means rabid vampire pixies.

Oh, and if any of you close-minded assholes try to argue with me about it, I'm simply going to tell you words can mean whatever we want them to mean and that you cannot know for certain that those meanings mean anything in the first place. Because words are just arbitrarily ambiguous metaphoric idioms created by man to communicate abstract concepts so that we can better relay significant information about the reality between us. Therefore, as long as you know what I mean when I say what I know then the meanings of the words I use are totally irrelevant.