Beach House For Sale!!

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Beach House For Sale!!

I have a beach house for sale! It’s on the most beautiful stretch of shore you have ever seen! The house is a 3000 sq ft mansion with a pool, guest house, and all modern amenities. The cost is $4 million, which you must pay without seeing or visiting the house. I have a real estate add, so you shouldn’t have any doubt about what I say! What’s that? You don’t believe me? But you are wearing a cross, and asking about the nearest church? Fuck, I figured if you would buy that shit, you would buy anything!

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@Pirate Jack:

@Pirate Jack:

I'll trade your beach house for half of my 72 virgins and a continent on my private planet.

Up To My Neck's picture
May I see them first? I

May I see them first? I believe your claim may not be as authentic as mine! My claim can be the only true claim!

algebe's picture
@Pirate Jack: May I see them

@Pirate Jack: May I see them first?

Oh ye of little faith!

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@ PJ & Algebe

@ PJ & Algebe

Here ya go mates! Snapped on my last visit....


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David Killens's picture
Buy my sub-bridge house for

Buy my sub-bridge house for ten million, and you also live forever.

Only gold or cash accepted.


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Cognostic's picture
@ALL : I've got some magic

@ALL : I've got some magic beans I will trade for the house.

Tin-Man's picture
@PJ Re: Beach house

@PJ Re: Beach house

Well, I have to admit, it sounds like a damn good offer. And the fact you have a real estate add is certainly convincing. My only concern, though, is that I'm not sure there would be enough property to build a proper pen for my magical flying horse that I just recently bought from some dude named Mohammed. Oh, and I would have to pay you with frankincense and myrrh, if that's okay.

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Hello, I am interested in

Hello, I am interested in buying it. Can you please share more information? I will be thankful to you. I am waiting for your reply and till then I will search for Klimt Cairnhill Showflat information on google search. I really want to buy a new home and that is why I am searching for information and that is why I came here.

anthonydrowow's picture
I'm not ready to buy real

I'm not ready to buy real estate just yet. Renting attracts me much more. I now devote a lot of time and money to travel, often renting houses or hotel rooms. But I'm not ready to buy yet. I like to travel a lot more and stay in different places. Hotels, for example I've been to a few Vegas resorts, houses and lodges. Of course those hotels are a priority at the moment. I do not have to worry about anything, it's clean, comfortable and well taken care of. In a word - as at home. But one day I will travel around the world and want to stay. That's when such a house will come in handy for me.

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I'm not quite ready to buy a

I'm not quite ready to buy a house. Renting appeals to me far more.
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Nammarok's picture
Kinda interesting thing i

Kinda interesting thing i guess

Bob44's picture
We recently bought a house

We recently bought a house about as you wrote about your sale. And now we have to put a lot of money into fixing it up. Thankfully, the roof repairs are behind us and we don't have to deal with leaks. It's a good thing that construction companies near me and I didn't have to look for anyone. And I even got a good discount. And now we still have to replace part of the windows and the other part will have to be restored. I would not recommend buying a house blind. Of course your post is more religiously motivated. I know exactly what you mean about blind faith in something you can't even see and touch, but still.

Kreston's picture
I recently bought a house in

I recently bought a house in Brampton. This house has a beautiful facade, but terrible windows and doors. Which service will help me change windows and doors quickly and efficiently?

demik's picture
I perfectly understand your

I perfectly understand your problem. In fact, the task of installing doors and windows should be handled by professionals, and first of all, you need to call a measurer. I recommend that you contact windows and doors brampton directly where you will receive a full range of services for the manufacture and installation of the windows and doors you need.

victorpatrick's picture
You there, this is really

You there, this is really good post here. Thanks for taking the time to post such valuable information. Quality content is what always gets the visitors coming.

Bob44's picture
I would buy my own house.

I would love to buy a beach house, but it's important for me to have the freedom to customize the lighting to suit my preferences.

MAbubakar's picture
The person is advertising a

The person is advertising a beach house for sale, claiming it's located on a stunning shoreline and features a 3000 sq ft mansion with a pool, guest house, and modern amenities. However, they are frustrated because someone questioned their credibility, pointing out their cross necklace while inquiring about the nearest church. You can find it here

MAbubakar's picture
The person's frustration

The person's frustration seems to stem from the fact that they thought if someone would believe their exaggerated claims about the beach house, they would believe anything. However, it's generally advised not to buy a property without seeing or visiting it first. Assessing the property's condition, location, and other factors is important before making such a significant investment. Continue reading it here

Bob44's picture
And in addition to my post, I

I bought my house after all! One of the first things I did was head over to buy on Bsign Store, and I was blown away by their collection of modern house numbers and signs. The moment I spotted the perfect sign, I knew it was meant for my new abode. Its sleek and contemporary design perfectly complemented the aesthetics of my home, and the customizable options allowed me to add a personal touch. The purchase process was a breeze, and within no time, my cool sign arrived, adding a touch of sophistication to my house's exterior. It not only serves a functional purpose but also makes a stylish statement that welcomes guests with a modern flair. I couldn't be happier with my choice, and it's safe to say that bsign-store has become my go-to destination for all things home decor.

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