Beach House For Sale!!

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Beach House For Sale!!

I have a beach house for sale! It’s on the most beautiful stretch of shore you have ever seen! The house is a 3000 sq ft mansion with a pool, guest house, and all modern amenities. The cost is $4 million, which you must pay without seeing or visiting the house. I have a real estate add, so you shouldn’t have any doubt about what I say! What’s that? You don’t believe me? But you are wearing a cross, and asking about the nearest church? Fuck, I figured if you would buy that shit, you would buy anything!

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xenoview's picture
ROFLMAO!!!!!!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

algebe's picture
@Pirate Jack:

@Pirate Jack:

I'll trade your beach house for half of my 72 virgins and a continent on my private planet.

Up To My Neck's picture
May I see them first? I

May I see them first? I believe your claim may not be as authentic as mine! My claim can be the only true claim!

algebe's picture
@Pirate Jack: May I see them

@Pirate Jack: May I see them first?

Oh ye of little faith!

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@ PJ & Algebe

@ PJ & Algebe

Here ya go mates! Snapped on my last visit....

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Buy my sub-bridge house for

Buy my sub-bridge house for ten million, and you also live forever.

Only gold or cash accepted.

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@ALL : I've got some magic

@ALL : I've got some magic beans I will trade for the house.

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@PJ Re: Beach house

@PJ Re: Beach house

Well, I have to admit, it sounds like a damn good offer. And the fact you have a real estate add is certainly convincing. My only concern, though, is that I'm not sure there would be enough property to build a proper pen for my magical flying horse that I just recently bought from some dude named Mohammed. Oh, and I would have to pay you with frankincense and myrrh, if that's okay.

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