I have a beach house for sale! It’s on the most beautiful stretch of shore you have ever seen! The house is a 3000 sq ft mansion with a pool, guest house, and all modern amenities. The cost is $4 million, which you must pay without seeing or visiting the house. I have a real estate add, so you shouldn’t have any doubt about what I say! What’s that? You don’t believe me? But you are wearing a cross, and asking about the nearest church? Fuck, I figured if you would buy that shit, you would buy anything!
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!
@Pirate Jack:
I'll trade your beach house for half of my 72 virgins and a continent on my private planet.
May I see them first? I believe your claim may not be as authentic as mine! My claim can be the only true claim!
@Pirate Jack: May I see them first?
Oh ye of little faith!
@ PJ & Algebe
Here ya go mates! Snapped on my last visit....
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Buy my sub-bridge house for ten million, and you also live forever.
Only gold or cash accepted.
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@ALL : I've got some magic beans I will trade for the house.
@PJ Re: Beach house
Well, I have to admit, it sounds like a damn good offer. And the fact you have a real estate add is certainly convincing. My only concern, though, is that I'm not sure there would be enough property to build a proper pen for my magical flying horse that I just recently bought from some dude named Mohammed. Oh, and I would have to pay you with frankincense and myrrh, if that's okay.