From “The Daily Jimgamathingy”

“Scientists at UC Berkeley studying sex have discovered the first case of virtual syphilis in interconnected AI. Scientist, Jim K. Kavorkian Jr. says he’s both amazed and surprised.

“We put two AI’s in the same virtual space - and within minutes they had each other’s clothes off and were doing nasty things to each other with their tongues and other appendages.”

“Kavorkian Jr. wouldn’t comment on the gender of the AI’s but did go on to say that the interaction was “freaky”.

“After the AI’s were done we separated them from the virtual space to run diagnostics. One AI showed elevated levels of virtual dopamine in its system. The other AI wouldn’t stop scratching it’s pubic area.”

According to Kaborkian Jr. the AI’s are programmed using genetic algorithms which make them susceptible to viruses and bacteria - if an attack on the main frame is launched. A full diagnostic of the itchy AI showed evidence of a foreign body in its virtual blood stream. Later testing revealed the virtual genetic algorithm used was identical to a nasty strain of syphilis.

A hacker by the name of “beezelbum96” later claimed ownership of the hack - saying that he programmed the virtual bug to attack the virtual genitals of the AI’s.

Kavorkian Jr. says there’s no need to worry and they’re working together closely with McAcavy to find a penicillin like program which should destroy 80 to 98 percent of the infectious bacteria. For now, Kavorkian Jr. is recommending that any other institutions testing virtual AI sex should use a virtual condom for added protection against further attacks from the outside world.”

Contributing Columnist - Burke Shinfield

Just awful what the secular world is doing!!! Playing God and now they have computer viruses infecting their creations!!! Proof that life is too complex for humans to understand!!!

- rat spit