I guess someone predicted the end of the world (they meant humanity). They seemed to have been extremely precise as they predicted will supposedly happen 23 September 2017. Wow, fantastic, excellent work!!!!!
I just wonder how the fuck they are so incredibly accurate.
Of course, I don't know what value such information can be to anyone considering that we will all be dust in just a few days, and please don't even think that we will be anything else if the prediction is true.
Like I said before if these people that made the prediction want money, what good will it do them, or if they just want to be recognized as correct, there will be no one that can or will acknowledge it.
But here's the thing, If someone can accurately predict a world-ending event, why the fuck can't they predict where a hurricane will hit and how hard or a deadly earthquake....HMMMMM? Now that information would be helpful.
So if these people know when the end of the world will happen, and they got that information from their god albeit indirectly, then why in the hell didn't this all loving god clue them in on dangerous hurricanes and earthquakes?
I mean Come on man!!!!!
"Hey god, please let us know the next time you rain down fury and mayhem in the form of monster storms or shaking ground, will ya huh?" "I mean we poor mortals have been worshiping your sorry ass for over 2000 years and you can't give a heads up?....What a fucking bastard!"
Funny how science has done its level best to save lives and this god jackass can't even let anyone know what the fuck is coming. This is exactly why I cringe every time some religious wingnut job predicts something. Not only do they predict it, but they claim that a book written 2-300 years after the fact of its story was the source for their information. Hey, people, that book isn't even accurate about what it is trying to talk about in the first place. Given its track record and how many versions and how many times it has been changed over the years, you can't even predict what is on the next page let alone what will actually happen in real life and in the future.
I turned to the part in the bible that talks about the stock market and looked for predictions. No, it wasn't for me, but if I could make a killing in the market I could at least end WORLD FUCKING HUNGER!!!!! Well, you guessed it, the bible had no idea of what a stock market was or even the Lotto. I guess 2nd-century people from northern Africa and southern Europe didn't know what those things are or if they would ever be created, but SOME GODDAMN HOW, they know when the world will end!!!!!!
I've got my bible...er...uh...well "A" bible anyway, and I'm furiously searching through it. I am scouring each and every translated edited word of it. I WILL find where and when the next dealy tornado will hit and where and when the next cataclysmic earthquake will hit or I won't BECAUSE IT ISN'T FUCKING IN THERE!!!!! And neither is the date of the end of the world. In fact, there isn't much in there but a collection of old folklore stories that have been hijacked and attributed to the guy that mows my lawn. I asked him. "Hey Jesus, I didn't know you died and came back to life?"
He just nodded and turned the leave blower up full blast.
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