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I have good news.

No objective evidence of any god exists.

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Whitefire13's picture
I have good news! It’s

I have good news! It’s Friday!!!! AND I don’t have to cook :)

doG's picture
...and you have objective

...and you have objective evidence that it actually is friday. You also don't have to cook, which makes it Good Friday. :P

cranky47's picture
@White

@White

"I have good news! It’s Friday!!!! AND I don’t have to cook :)"

Here it's 13.45 Saturday May 23.

I've just bunged a batch of chilli con carne into the slow cooker after soaking the beans over night. Be ready around 5. Some will go into the fridge for dinner tomorrow night,with a guest. The rest will be put into small containers and frozen. Not sure if I've used enough chilli powder.---

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@ Cranky

@ Cranky

It must be that "great minds" syndrome. I cooked a wonderful goat stew this morning. With red wine, garlic, carrot, leek and onion, with a garnishee of fresh rosemary, dill, bay leaf (from my tree) and purple garlic tops. Will allow to cool after 3 hours on the stove top (the smell is making me salivate).

I will add potato tomorrow and cook for another hour. It was originally for myself and She Who Must Be Obeyed Sunday and Monday but youngest son has announced his arrival for lunch tomorrow...so it seems that SWMBO and I will have a small portion each while the rest will be inhaled with in seconds of serving by said stomach on legs.

Ah well! I will make pumpkin soup Tomorrow for our lunches on Monday!

Tin-Man's picture
I have good news!...

I have good news!...

Fifteen minutes can save you fifteen percent or more by switching to Geico!

doG's picture
But geckos are satan, because

But geckos are satan, because their tails grow back.
Just ask cog...he keeps geckos in his pantry, and scares the tails off of them for snacks.

Tin-Man's picture
@doG Re: "But geckos are

@doG Re: "But geckos are satan, because their tails grow back."

Au contraire, my Little Chimpster. Geckos being able to regrow their tails are hardcore proof of God's wonderful miracles. Anybody can plainly see that. Don't be such a hater.

Oh, and my understanding is that Cog actually plucks off their tails with a pair of pliers. Scaring off the tails cause the geckos to poop at the same time, and it ruins the flavor.

Algebe's picture
I have good news.

I have good news.

Hydroxychloroquine causes hair loss. Watch this space.

cranky47's picture
@Algebe

@Algebe

"Hydroxychloroquine causes hair loss. Watch this space."

Really? But Donny says he's only been taking it for a matter of months. IF he told the truth. One can never tell with him. The bloke has given pathological liars a bad name.

I really took notice when I discovered that one possible side effect from that drug is sudden death from a heart irregularity.

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Latest Darwin award from Covid19.

Seems there was this pastor who was claiming to cure covid19 by a laying on of hands. 'Was' is the correct tense, because he died, of covid19.

Seems his followers are having a bun fight with the authorities. They want to keep him above ground for his resurrection. One of his parishioners wondered if the cures will work , what with him being dead and all.

"(CNN)Bishop Gerald Glenn, the pastor of New Deliverance Evangelistic Church in Virginia, has died, the church announced on Sunday. Glenn had tested positive for coronavirus, according to a video posted by his daughter Mar-Gerie Crawley.

Despite warnings from the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention to avoid mass gatherings and maintain social distancing, Glenn said in a sermon on March 22, "I firmly believe that God is larger than this dreaded virus," and announced he was not afraid to die."

I guess one can be brave and stoopid at the same time. I think the word is 'foolhardy'

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/04/14/us/bishop-gerald-glenn-god-larger-cor...

Algebe's picture
@cranky47: pastor who was

@cranky47: pastor who was claiming to cure covid19 by a laying on of hands.

I'm guessing that this clown didn't wear gloves and masks when performing his healing magic, so a significant number of his followers, especially the old and sick, will be joining him in oblivion.

I second your Darwin Award nomination.

cranky47's picture
@Algebe

@Algebe

"---so a significant number of his followers, especially the old and sick, will be joining him in oblivion."

Sadly, it would seem so. I say sadly, because the good folk popping their clogs because of the pastor's idiocy may already have produced a few units,who will be just as gullible and pure D stupid as they.

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@Good News! "I've got

@Good News! "I've got nothing to say!"

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