It is one thing to believe in Adam and Eve and the talking snake or the resurrection of Jesus and his virgin birth, or Noah's arc or Muslims who believe if they kill enough infidels they will "live" in paradise with God and 72 or 73 virgins. Ok you have to be a moron to believe those things. But Joel Osteen and Rick Warren other Prosperity fucking preachers really piss me off. In Rick Warrens book-"The Purpose Driven Life" one of his chapters he calls : "What Makes God Smile". That is just one example how Rick Warren "knows" what God wants. How does Rick Warren know what makes "God Smile". What is more ridiculous-than to believe in an imaginary God- or to know what makes that invisible God smile. I know both examples are "nuts" but those "evangelists and Prosperity preachers really really really bother me. Joe Osteen also writes prosperity books and preaches to 45,000 people every week and millions more on TV. He becomes what he preaches as he is a multi millionaire. I know there is so much bullshit in religion everywhere. I know believing the Earth is 6000 years old is really dumb. I know believing in a imaginary man in the sky that answers your prayers is really stupid. I know that believing Jesus Christ was born of a virgin(Mary) and other "miracles are absurd. Believe all the bullshit you want but when you "use", "abuse" and take advantage of stupid people by preaching the crap that God wants you to be rich -I get really really annoyed. It is not just Joel Osteen and Rick Warren there are dozens of bullshit preachers out there(maybe hundreds). . I try to be calm( not always successful) about all the bullshit in religion everywhere. But Joel Osteen makes me lose control. I have these fantasies of stripping him naked and parading him naked in front of his congregation and his millions of viewers on TV. I imagine I am torturing Joel Osteen by shit boarding(as opposed to water boarding) him also naked on Fox News. Sometimes I want to piss on Joel Osteen face. Occasionally I want to pour loose elephant dung all over Joel Osteen until he is so filled with elephant crap you can't recognize Joel Osteen as he is buried in the elephant shit. Rick Warren "knows what makes God Smile. What would make me smile would be a large wad of rat feces on his penis. Of course I "probably" won't act on these fantasies but I sure enjoy thinking how much mischief and "pain" I can inflict on Joel Osteen and Rick Warren...........................................................Rick Warrens book "The Purpose Driven Life" sold more books than Christopher Dawkins, Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris combined. God Bles.
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