It is one thing to believe in Adam and Eve and the talking snake or the resurrection of Jesus and his virgin birth, or Noah's arc or Muslims who believe if they kill enough infidels they will "live" in paradise with God and 72 or 73 virgins. Ok you have to be a moron to believe those things. But Joel Osteen and Rick Warren other Prosperity fucking preachers really piss me off. In Rick Warrens book-"The Purpose Driven Life" one of his chapters he calls : "What Makes God Smile". That is just one example how Rick Warren "knows" what God wants. How does Rick Warren know what makes "God Smile". What is more ridiculous-than to believe in an imaginary God- or to know what makes that invisible God smile. I know both examples are "nuts" but those "evangelists and Prosperity preachers really really really bother me. Joe Osteen also writes prosperity books and preaches to 45,000 people every week and millions more on TV. He becomes what he preaches as he is a multi millionaire. I know there is so much bullshit in religion everywhere. I know believing the Earth is 6000 years old is really dumb. I know believing in a imaginary man in the sky that answers your prayers is really stupid. I know that believing Jesus Christ was born of a virgin(Mary) and other "miracles are absurd. Believe all the bullshit you want but when you "use", "abuse" and take advantage of stupid people by preaching the crap that God wants you to be rich -I get really really annoyed. It is not just Joel Osteen and Rick Warren there are dozens of bullshit preachers out there(maybe hundreds). . I try to be calm( not always successful) about all the bullshit in religion everywhere. But Joel Osteen makes me lose control. I have these fantasies of stripping him naked and parading him naked in front of his congregation and his millions of viewers on TV. I imagine I am torturing Joel Osteen by shit boarding(as opposed to water boarding) him also naked on Fox News. Sometimes I want to piss on Joel Osteen face. Occasionally I want to pour loose elephant dung all over Joel Osteen until he is so filled with elephant crap you can't recognize Joel Osteen as he is buried in the elephant shit. Rick Warren "knows what makes God Smile. What would make me smile would be a large wad of rat feces on his penis. Of course I "probably" won't act on these fantasies but I sure enjoy thinking how much mischief and "pain" I can inflict on Joel Osteen and Rick Warren...........................................................Rick Warrens book "The Purpose Driven Life" sold more books than Christopher Dawkins, Richard Dawkins and Sam Harris combined. God Bles.
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Purpose Driven Life
Is this helpful to this site? You can express your frustration and remain respectful of others. I’m sure that’s not your goal but I’ll bite. There is indeed “a sucker born every minute” This is nothing new. There will always be carpet baggers ready to sell snake oil to the gullible. If it upsets you don’t buy their books.
“Try religion, it’s easier than thinking!”
Danny BOY---You make me laugh.... Respectful of others------hhahahhahahhaha- Respect who--hhahhhaah-Those that believe in Adam and Eve and the talking snake.. Or Joel Osteen and his fucking stupid smile. hhhahhahhha. My "funny" description of what I want to do to Joel Osteen was "satire" Yes I think Joel Osteen is a mother fucker but my description of what I want to do to him was a joke. It would be hard to pour elephant on Joel Osteen. I would first have to go to Africa and then somehow put it in a box of some kind. Then get it through customs. Then find Joel Osteen. Then sneak it into his congregation. Then disguise myself as a member of his flock. Then dilute it with monkey piss so I could pour it all over Joel Osteen. Not so easy to do... God Bless
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"fred,k" is actually the infamous troll of the Atheist Republic forum.
Generally referred to as "Kenny", has been banned many times under different names.
Previously known aliases include: "Kenny Schweiger", "Kenny", "myself", "alleycat", "richardd", "Christopher", "marken", "punkin", "amber", "Simon".
Claims to be an atheist. But he has a fondness for using "sarcasm", even though no one ever gets his sarcasm and he has been told this many times, he keeps posting such deceiving comments.
He seems obsessed with religions, creationists and the stupidity of Fox News, Bill O'Reilly, Joel Osteen, Ted Cruz, Sean Hannity, Donald Trump, Vanna White, Sarah Palin, etc.
This announcement will be posted whenever he spams, agitates, confuses or flies of the handle.
Also, he finds these announcements 'boring'.
Austin--Please get rid of the hat and try to smile--Your way to serious
1. You are a troll, your opinions do not matter to me.
2. I am smiling, just a very small smile.
3. The hat was destroyed earlier this year in an accident (it flew out a window off the top of my head Q_Q)
4. Perhaps you aren't serious enough?
Austin--I did notice if you look close a kind of a smirk-not quite a smile--Now try to have a sense of humor--and stop being so serious. Sorry about the hat!!!!!
Joel Osteen is a lovely Christian man
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