What christian's say and why it is annoying

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What christian's say and why it is annoying

This thread is for you to list what christian's say that is annoying and why. You don't have to list them all (that would take the entire memory capacity of the world).

A few of mine:
1) "I'll pray for you"- this is another way of saying, "I'm better than you."
2) "Bless you"- This isn't a courtesy, it's a call to recognize and obey the christian god.
3) "Let us pray"- The statement should be "You must pray."
4) "God Bless America"-this is to say that one is NOT a patriotic American if they are not a christian.
There are many more that I will post later.
Now it is your turn.

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Minimalist's picture
"The bible says....." Who

"The bible says....." Who cares what the fucking bible says?

CyberLN's picture
You've posted this in the

You've posted this in the Debate Room. Is there something in this about which you actually want to debate?

mykcob4's picture
In answer to your question.

In answer to your question.
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I don't see anything there that says I HAVE to post a debate topic. I posted here because even christians have been annoyed by what christians say. And besides, how is this topic any different then christians proselytizing in this forum?

Now back to the topic.
"God shed his grace on thee"

Endri Guri's picture
"No racism" - "No non-english

"No racism" - "No non-english posts". Oops those two seem highly contradicting each other.

Just joking, it's my pathetic attempt to start a conversation, how you doing?

mohamedsdescendant's picture
Your comment made me laugh.

Your comment made me laugh. So fucking out of nowhere.

ImFree's picture
"I would like to see you die

"I would like to see you die and see if you change your tune" That is a quote from an uncle. Similar statements would be: "I would like to see if you believe on your death bed" An offensive statement such as this is self-explanatory. I did not bother to visit this uncle when he was on his death bed due to his previous hateful christian comments.

This uncle was always trying to trap me in proselytizing talks. I was never disrespectful and would always try to change the subject etc. One time I did not when he asked me "When you die do you think you die like a dog with no soul?" I replied "Tell me, who created god?" He got really mad and told me I "Should just have faith" Next he made the death wish comment mentioned up above. Things went down-hill from that point forward.

Endri Guri's picture
Well, on common sense your

Well, on common sense your uncle appears to be an asshole (forgive me for offending your family member), but if you could change the mind of the Christians regarding "God's existence", there would actually be no Religion. I would say to be yourself, I personally, haven't felt the real feeling of telling someone I know that I am an Atheist, at least in real life instead of commenting like I am here. Christians are like a game, you can change soft-wired parts (editing your characters health to be larger and make him stronger) but it also has it's hard-wired parts (where you can't make your enemies weak enough for a one-hit kill).

Minimalist's picture
"There are no atheists in

"There are no atheists in foxholes." Pompous fucks.

algebe's picture
The only Christian utterance

The only Christian utterance that annoys me is when some Jesus clown gets up at a banquet and says a lengthy grace while everyone's dinner is getting cold. Otherwise their mumbles are like water off a duck's back. I love the word "amen", because it signals that the god-botherer is about to shut his pompous cakehole and park his brain on his chair.

Dave Matson's picture
1) You have no excuse for

1) You have no excuse for not believing my bullshit!

2) You are headed for hell if you don't get it right with my god!

3) Atheists are just rebelling against God due to hurt, anger, etc.

mykcob4's picture
When asked if GOD created a

When asked if GOD created a disaster, the response is always NO it was the devil! The devil? That seems to be the EXCUSE for every error made by their god.

MCDennis's picture
The all powerful devil that

The all powerful devil that god created and now has massive power.

Endri Guri's picture
Heheheh *grinning*... foolish

Hehehe *grinning and topping the hat*... We have uncovered these all these Christians secrets...... for years..... in a constant rate of humiliation to them.

MCDennis's picture
I don't care what they say.

I don't care what they say. I care about the actions they take. I care about the stupid laws they pass. I care about how they stomp on my rights.

bigbill's picture
I don`t like the saying that

I don`t like the saying that its gods will for you to believe a certain statement or that its Gods will for this to come about and effect your life.I really don`t miss Christianity only the friends that I left, I no longer go to the catholic church and I`m slowly pulling away from the sacrament of penance, which for you not familiar with Catholicism it means confession to a priest at the nearby church.I now focus my attention on science. I purchase science and mind magazines, I find this endeavor quite pleasing.I no longer go back on a past history but only go forward.This is a interesting post here.I can`t at the moment at the top of my head recall anything else, But given the time I probably could come up with something.

Stu. K.'s picture
"God is doing this for a

"God is doing this for a reason". Theres a reason letting kids in Africa starve?! That's infuriating for obvious reasons :(

BAACKJD's picture
1. "Everything happens for a

1. "Everything happens for a reason." This always comes at the absolute worst time. I know Stu already posted it, but drives me bananas.

Also, anything that evangelicals say that justifies the acts/statements of the Trump administration from a Christian perspective. I've noticed that they seem to have gone back to the old testament when they quote versus on social media to excuse their support for him. Awfully convenient.

chimp3's picture
"Can I talk to you about the

"Can I talk to you about the bible?" I hate that question because when I say "No!" they keep talking anyway.

Endri Guri's picture
Christians never take No for

Christians never take No for an answer, they've been doing that ever since the Crusades...

Endri Guri's picture
Christians never take No for

Christians never take No for an answer, they've been doing that ever since the Crusades...

Closet_atheist's picture
I hate it when the TV's

I hate it when the TV's showing a new medical advancement or something, where one scientist makes a huge breakthrough, then I hear my grandmother say, "I'm glad god gave him that idea!" (No credit given to scientists whatsoever)

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