You’ll never be as cool as...

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chimp3's picture
Leonard Cohen. Even Jagger is

Leonard Cohen. Even Jagger is not that cool!

the78jack's picture
Kimbo slice, vanilla ice,

Kimbo slice, vanilla ice, Miami vice. Killed a bottle of wine. All appologies, atleast it rhymes!

algebe's picture
John Belushi. Brother Bluto

John Belushi. Brother Bluto and Joliet Jake rule.

Aposteriori unum's picture
Rick Blaine.

Rick Blaine.

CyberLN's picture
This

This

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ʝօɦռ 6IX ɮʀɛɛʐʏ's picture
Me.

Me.

Gotta be consistent with my arrogance.

chimp3's picture
Patti Smith is too cool! You

Patti Smith is too cool! You will get frostbite!

algebe's picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBdvRCkCNfo

The New Zealand kea--the coolest parrot in the world. They live on glaciers and they eat cars and sheep. And they are way smarter than the average bird.

CyberLN's picture
Goats in trees

Goats in trees

chimp3's picture
Trees!

Trees!

Grinseed's picture
Victor Lazlo

Victor Lazlo

chimp3's picture
Kilgore Trout

Kilgore Trout

Grinseed's picture
Zaphod Beeblebrox

Zaphod Beeblebrox

chimp3's picture
Pippi Longstockings

Pippi Longstockings

Tin-Man's picture
Laurence FIshburne in

Laurence FIshburne in "Searching for Bobby Fischer."

chimp3's picture
This guy with a chain saw:

This guy with a chain saw:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9NRmYzLrvfM

Ammended

Tin-Man's picture
@Chimp Re: Guy with the

@Chimp Re: Guy with the chainsaw

Hell yeah! That dude is fucking frostier than a block of ice on the planet Hoth. I would have been shitting my pants if I had to take down that tree. LOL

ProgrammingGodJordan's picture
your energy will plausibility

your energy will feasibly end up as a part of something somewhat "cool", given the potential heat death of the universe...

Tin-Man's picture
@PGJ

@PGJ

Hey, PGJ. Fun zone thread here. Lighten up a little. Chill, man. You can do better than that. I have faith. Leave all the heat death science on the other threads. I'm running low on fuses. LOL

Look.... Like this...

You can never be as cool as John Travolta in "Get Shorty".

Sky Pilot's picture
Giving your kid a pet hyena =
Tin-Man's picture
Hey, Dio, that link isn't

Hey, Dio, that link isn't working. Might want to check it.

Edit: Oops. Disregard. Wasn't the link. It was my computer.

mykcob4's picture
You'll never be as cool...

You'll never be as cool...
4-way tie:
Carl Sagan
David Attenborough
Mark Twain
Barak Obama

David Killens's picture
Elon Musk.

Elon Musk.
Bill Murray
Doug the Pug
Bugs Bunny

arakish's picture
If you could ask my daughters

If you could ask my daughters, they'd say:

"Dad, your the coolest."

rmfr

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Tinman's underpants. They

Tinman's underpants. They have a fan. *waggles eyebrows like Groucho Marx*

Tin-Man's picture
@Old Man

@Old Man

You ain't kiddin', brother! Cool as an arctic wind. Unless, of course the freon gets low for awhile. In which case most people keep their distance from me for some odd reason.

Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@ Tin Man

@ Tin Man

Ah, that explains the little light coming on when you open your legs...and the 5 star energy rating on your upper thigh. I always thought that was a cool tattoo or an autograph.

Sky Pilot's picture
You'll never be as cool as
TheBlindWatchmaker's picture
Richard Dawkins

Richard Dawkins

mickron88's picture
"You’ll never be as cool as..

"You’ll never be as cool as..."

!!GOD!!

just to give balance for this thread...hahahah
i think theists here are too shy to say that god is cool..

there i did it for all of our theistic friends..
peace out

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