Ideal Girl?

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Ideal Girl?

Thought this might get a chuckle or two...
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Ideal Girl?

Tragic, deceptive, insane, innocent-looking, manipulative, immoral, lonely...

It’s what makes a girl fascinating and desirable.

So lonely and hurt in her heart you absolutely want to comfort her, so insane and immoral you absolutely fear to become close to her, so deceptive and manipulative you wonder whether you’re acting out of your free will.

This is what I call fascination.

This is what describes my ideal girl.

rmfr

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Cognostic's picture
I'll settle for breasts.
mickron88's picture
what about an ideal boy?
Sushisnake's picture
@Cog
Old man shouts at clouds's picture
I'll go for: intelligent,
algebe's picture
@Arakish
arakish's picture
What is Vida Loca? I assume
algebe's picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch
arakish's picture
OK. Got it. Never heard the
Tin-Man's picture
Ya know, with the exception
ZeffD's picture
No offence to TinMan's wife
Tin-Man's picture
@ZeffD
CyberLN's picture
Sigh....I don’t have an ideal
Sushisnake's picture
Me neither. Though one who'd
Tin-Man's picture
@Sushi and Cyber
mickron88's picture
"somebody's ideal girl."
CyberLN's picture
Make it a good single malt
Tin-Man's picture
@Cyber
Sushisnake's picture
I'll go coffee, thanks, Quasi
mickron88's picture
so starbucks anyway?
mickron88's picture
a lot of ideal girls now
Tin-Man's picture
@Q
mickron88's picture
that i have no doubt. T-man..
AliciaLee's picture
What happened to a classy
mickron88's picture
classy, good looking, nice
Aposteriori unum's picture
That's kind of a strange
mickron88's picture
whoah...zup AU...been a long
Aposteriori unum's picture
Heya Quasi,
Old man shouts at clouds's picture
@Aposteriori Unum
Flamenca's picture
Hi, beautiful people! Ladies
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@Flame and Apost

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