Would you vote for me?

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Would you vote for me?

This last election was awful- we had to chose between a turd sandwich and a giant douche- and in another 3.8 years America will vote again. If they think that giant douche did a good job as President, they will reelect him. Or if they decide that giant douche is a horrible person to lead America, they will vote Turd Sandwich. Or maybe, just maybe- America will realize that giant douche is just a giant douche, and turd sandwich is a fucking turd sandwich.

I know that myckob4 is a turd sandwich supporter, so I'll try not to be too offensive, but I don't think that those were very viable options. So when I am old enough, I am going to run for President, and I'd like you to vote for me. I definitely have to pick a party- maybe the green party? The Reform party? There are a lot of parties.

What do you think.

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I took the ontheissues quiz
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I doubt that I would vote for
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Of course not- You can't run
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You'd have to make some major
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Mischaracterization? How?
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GarfeildRepublican - She was
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She was specifically
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GarfeildRepublican - She was
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@Garfeild
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"Don't confuse caution for
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Your hatred for Hillary is
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I don't like her because she
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Libertarianism is just a
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The Brookings Institute is
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The choice between someone
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Hilary Clinton was going to
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WRONG Garfield
Endri Guri's picture
Highly unlikely.
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No. Not in a mean way. Just
GarfeildRepublican's picture
I'm not running until 2032.
CyberLN's picture
No. Mostly because I think
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First of all- it was a joke
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Can you guess the name of the
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I'll take "Tu Quoque" for
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GarfieldRepublican, why did
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I was trying to see how I

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