Anybody not ready for this?

Here are the number of verses for each “Face” of the Christian deity. This information was compiled and stolen from Unpleasant Companion. For any ties, I then sorted alphabetically.

243 – Angry
103 – Pyromaniacal
89 – Megalomaniacal
61 – Bloodthirsty
52 – Pestilential
48 – Unjust
47 – Ethnic Cleanser
28 – Curse–Hurling
28 – Misogynistic
27 – Homicidal
27 – Sadomasochistic
24 – Genocidal
24 – Merciless
23 – Vindictive
22 – Bully
22 – Capriciously Malevolent
18 – Control Freak
18 – Infanticidal
17 – Unforgiving
16 – Jealous
13 – Filicidal
10 – Slavemonger
9 – Cannibalistic
9 – Racist
9 – Vaccicidal
5 – Petty
3 – Aborticidal
2 – Homophobic

You Christians are always saying we should fear your God. You just might be right. If you look at the top four faces above, your God is a pissed-off fire-starting power-hungry vampire. Hell, I’d be scared of a human if they had only those four qualities. And here is another point for you: There are 28 verses of your God’s misogyny (woman-hating) face against only 2 verses about homosexual men. Proof enough to me that your deity is nothing more than a:

Pissed-Off Fire-starting Power-Hungry Vampiric Homosexual.

>:P

rmfr

P.S. — I am still going to be around intermittently. Still busy.