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Well maybe you’re missing out. Do you like beef or chicken?
Note: Very much kidding moderators.
@Catholicray - Beef is far superior. If you beat your chicken it will die.
@Cog Re: "If you beat your chicken it will die."
But if you choke your chicken, it will just throw up on you.
You are a sick man in need of a metal hospital.
Q How long does a chicken last in the freezer?
A Should be fine for 4 to 6 months.
That's odd I put one in last night, and it was dead this morning.
ahahhhhhahaaaaa....quit it! You are not meant to be funny! I was reading the posts expecting a logical, educated if acerbic post from Shelly and you hit me with a chicken joke? a DEAD chicken joke? Bwwahahahahahaha!
I don't know whether Captain Cat will ever speak to me again....
@Sheldon you fuckhead. I told you that you have to warn us when you are going to be funny. We expect logical discourse, facts, critical thinking, logic, and well thought out propositions from you. NOT CHICKEN JOKES! The next time you do that I am going to hire Tin Man to drag you over here and make you clean up all the coffee on the keyboard I just snorted out my nose.
Still not obeying The Commanments of Forum Board Reading?
Take six laps around the boards as penance.
*Puff - puff - puff - puff* Little bowed monkey legs reaching out for each new bit of ground. *puff - puff - puff - puff* Little monkey feet gripping the grass and doing more pulling than pushing. But It was sheldon, I though I was safe. I thought I was safe. I though I was safe.. *puff - puff - puff - puff* I thought I was safe.
Re: The Pope pic of Catholicray
Okay, okay.... *hands on hips*... *shaking head in indecision*.... FINE! I suppose SOMEBODY finally has to point out the elephant in the room. Might as well be me... So, I just GOTTA ask.... Is the Pope speaking into a microphone, or is he giving fellatio lessons to the bishops and cardinals?... *studying pic more closely*... Okay, in all fairness, I do suppose he could also be performing in a rap contest, but that would be so out of character for the Pope.
@Tin Man: You should have read the caption under Catholicray's Pope Pick.
If Jesus told you to cut a fetus out of someone's womb, would you do it?
/e I don't believe in God of course, but if I was put into the position of being in the presence of the supernatural creator of my world. And this creator was telling to do that; I'd probably do it, in a pathetic attempt to save my own skin.
"If Jesus told you to cut a fetus out of someone's womb, would you do it?
/e I don't believe in God of course, but if I was put into the position of being in the presence of the supernatural creator of my world. And this creator was telling to do that; I'd probably do it, in a pathetic attempt to save my own skin."
People do all sorts of "evil" and despicable things at the urging of other people without any supernatural creator being involved. They are basically just pleasing themselves.
The Bible has a very good story about a group of people who refused to compromise their values to save their skins. It is well worth the read = https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2maccabees7&version=CEB
That is why torture seldom works against true believers in a cause.
Old Man, Tin-Man, Cognostic
Gads how I love you guys. I was hoping that "angry" post would liven up the boredom of this thread. Thanks much for the laughs. I needed them. Especially with all the doctor appointments I've been having lately.
So far, it seems the physical therapy is making it worse. Guess it is off to a pain clinic for more advanced testing. Perhaps even a comprehensive genetic test for any genetic sources for this pain.
Again, thanks for all the laughs.
You are welcome my rough barked friend. Hope everything works out for you.
@arakish: Hang in there. What's the worst that could happen during a simple genetic test? Hmmmmm??? Naw, you don't fee good, I'm just not gonna go there.... Take Care.
@Arakish Re: "Perhaps even a comprehensive genetic test for any genetic sources for this pain."
Ummmm.... Just something to consider, but as many times we have seen Cog swinging around in your upper branches, they ain't no tellin' how many or what type of nasty critters he has inadvertently turned loose in your foliage. Perhaps a good dusting of industrial-grade pesticides might be in order. Then again, we ARE talking about critters from Cog, so some of them bad boys are likely highly resistant to most known poisons. Hmmm... *scratching chin*.... Damn... Too bad a flamethrower is not an option.... *shrugging shoulders*... Anyway, just something the docs might want to check into... Get well soon, my friend.
@Tin Man: Look who's talking, Mr. Oil Slick himself. I gotta flea collar and I take a bath and brush my teeth once a year at Christmas time whether I need it or not. No bugs could live on this flesh!!!
@Cog Re: "No bugs could live on this flesh!!!"
Exactly my point. That is why they abandon ship the first chance they get. The upper branches of Arakish would be an ideal place for the poor little critters.
@Tin Man - Okay, you win this round but I nailed your ass on the Pope pic.
More needed laughter. Much appreciated.
BTW: I sent catholicray a PM suggesting he change his avatar...
@Arakish Re: "BTW: I sent catholicray a PM suggesting he change his avatar..."
Awww... Dammit! Why'd ya haffta go and do that? It fits him so well! Plus, if he changes it, then many of our recent posts won't make sense.... *grumble-grumble*...
Edit to add: Hey, Catholicray, don't listen to Arakish! It's spring, so he's just having nut problems and sometimes says crazy stuff. Keep your Pope avatar. It is lovely. Makes me feel closer to God.