HEY ATHEISTS! Yo mamas is so fat .....

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Cognostic's picture
HEY ATHEISTS! Yo mamas is so fat .....

I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.

Your mama is so ugly she entered an ugly contest and got rejected because they didn't allow professionals.

You mama is so old that before God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.

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Tin-Man's picture
Your mama is so fat that NASA

Your mama is so fat that NASA has to consider her gravitational pull and her exact location on Earth when calculating the trajectories for their rocket launches.

Your mama is so fat she has her own zip code.

toto974's picture
Your mama is so fat that we

Your mama is so fat that we use her in hoists.

Cognostic's picture
You mama's so fat she is

You mama's so fat she is taller laying down than standing up.

Your mama's so fat she got stuck in the sky when she jumped out of the plane.

Your mama's so fat so fat that when cyber does a face palm for starting this thread an echo can be heard miles away.

Up To My Neck's picture
Yo mama so fat she puts a

Yo mama so fat she puts a belt on with a boomarang!!
Yo mama so ugly, they have to hang a chicken leg around her neck so the dog won’t run away!
Yo mama so fat when she wears yellow, little kids climb on her to go to school!

Up To My Neck's picture
Yo mama so fat her blood type

Yo mama so fat her blood type is gravy!

Cognostic's picture
Yo mamma's so fat, she ate a

Yo mamma's so fat, she ate a school bus thinking it was a twinkie.

NewSkeptic's picture
Yo mama’s so fat…

Yo mama’s so fat…

I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

Up To My Neck's picture
Yo mama so fat her shadow

Yo mama so fat her shadow weighs 50 pounds!

Sapporo's picture
This thread has somewhat more

This thread has somewhat more substance than the average theist argument.

Cognostic's picture
@Sapporo: Prove me wrong!

@Sapporo: Prove me wrong! :-)

Yo mamma's so fat, that when the doctor diagnosed her with the flesh eating disease, he gave her ten YEARS to live!

Yo mamma's so fat her bowl of cereal comes with a lifeguard.

Yo momma so fat, when she talks to herself, it's a long distance call!

Tin-Man's picture
Yo momma is so fat she leaves

Yo momma is so fat she leaves a ring around the ocean after taking a bath.

Sheldon's picture
Your mama's so fat, she's at

Your mama's so fat, she has a heightened risk of diabetes and stroke.

I'll get me coat...

Cognostic's picture
Yo mamma's so fat, cyber is

Yo mamma's so fat, cyber is still trying to get around her to delete this thread.

Tin-Man's picture
Yo mamma's so fat that when

Yo mamma's so fat that when she tripped and fell into the water while walking along the beach in California it caused a tsunami to hit Hawaii.

Cognostic's picture
Yo mamma's so fat TinMan got

Yo mamma's so fat TinMan got lost in one of her folds and now we can't find him.

toto974's picture
Your Mamma so fat that when

Your Mamma so fat that when she tried to land on Uranus, it caused its axis of rotation to flip to the horizontal. Your Mamma is so fat the Spartans soldiers used it to block the passage at the battle of Thermopylae's. Your Mamma is so fat that she must uses the vehicle NASA uses to transport rockets and shuttles.

Your Mamma is so fat that if we were to print all the imbecilities theists post here, she would say that it isn't even an aperitif.

Cognostic's picture
Yo mamma's so fat, if you

Yo mamma's so fat, if you pour water on her head you can go river rafting through the canyons.

In Spirit's picture
Let's see how many baby

Let's see how many baby boomers remember this first one.

Yo mamma's so fat that before I made out with her I had to roll her in flour to find the wet spot.

Yo mamma's so fat that when she sent me her picture in my email in 2018 the image is still in the process of opening

Up To My Neck's picture
Yo mama so fat when she goes

Yo mama so fat when she goes camping, the Bears hide their food!!
Yo mama so fat it took two days to get to her good side

Up To My Neck's picture
Your mama is soooo stupid,

Your mama is soooo stupid, she believes in invisible beings, praying to them, sending them her money, and that they live in invisible places up in the sky!! Now she IS stupid!!

toto974's picture
Your mama is so fat that it

Your mama is so fat that it is not her who orbits the Earth but the Earth who orbits her.

Cognostic's picture
Yo mamma's so fat she had

Yo mamma's so fat she had triplets and thought they were all delicious.

Yo mamma's so fat that when she went to the beach the good folks from Save the Whales rolled her back into the water.

Yo mamma so fat for Halloween she put on a white sheet and came as Antarctica.

chimp3's picture
Two 15 year old boys talking:

Two 15 year old boys talking:

Boy 1: "Man, I can't wait to have sex. It sucks being a virgin."
Boy 2: "I'm not a virgin."
Boy 1: "Bullshit! You never had sex!"
Boy2: " Oh ya? Just ask your little brother!"
Boy1: "You've known me my entire life. You know I'm an only child!'
Boy2: "Just wait 9 months!"

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