I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
Her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Your mama is so ugly she entered an ugly contest and got rejected because they didn't allow professionals.
You mama is so old that before God said, "Let there be light," he asked her to move out of the way.
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