1. God loves us, but enjoys watching us tormented in the earth.
2. Thousands die in an earthquake, and one is saved several days later. It is a miracle of God. The others were infidels.
3. God thinks that earth and the humans are the center of everything. So he created trillions of galaxies just for sightseeing.
4. One snake can defeat the omnipotent god.
5. God bargains with the devil and the competition begins. I think he must be really bored there. Maybe he just went crazy being alone in the heavens.
6. God enjoys watching children born with disorders and suffer all their life.
7. God enjoys watching innocent people beheaded, slaughtered and tortured.
8. God likes to threaten his slaves with hell. He likes BBQ.
9. God likes to change his holly words. He is exactly loony.
10. God is a coward. He cannot even show his finger nail. Maybe he is very ugly and so shy to show himself.
11. God knows nothing about astrophysics. His universe is made up of earth, moon, heaven and hell. My six year old nephew is smarter than him.
12. God has a talent in creating some body parts that are not functional. Foreskin, wisdom teeth, appendix.
13. God has a talent in mutating the genes. Perfect intelligent body design fails most of the time.
14. God cannot create a man who can live more than 120 years. Life expectancy increases with the improvements in the science.
15. Holy cows are even more favored than many religions. They are head to head with Islam and Christianity.
16. God likes playing. He likes to imply something, and wants us to find the solution. He is a good gambler.
17. God has a good command in writing books, which can be interpreted to millions of meanings. Lots of sects in Islam, Christianity and all other religions. If he was not the god, just a human author, nobody would appear in autograph sessions.
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18. Got hates amputees (or: why won't god cure amputees?).
19. God loves letting hundreds of thousands to millions of children to be born in areas with nearly no food resources so they can die at a young by staving from hunger or diseases.
Akibiades--The answer to your 17 18 AND 19 examples of the insanity of religion is quite simple. GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS......All your 19 examples proves nothing as GOD WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. God is God and he is God Almighty and we can't understand God because he WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS. We can't understand why children die of cancer or tornados kill innocent people or floods and draught cause havoc and death ---We just can't understand God Almighty cause HE WORKS IN MYSTERIOUS WAYS.
Most atheists know the concept of a god was created in the minds of pre-literate beings, trying to understand where the sun goes at night. Why do we continually fault the words and deeds of gods who never existed, except in pre-literate minds? Lets move on. If and when someone produces irrefutable evidence of god's existence, we can re-open the subject.
20. God created death for us humans so we have a deadline to submit to his will. "Thy will be done."
All you atheists are in danger of going to hell. Making fun of God is blasphemy. Blasphemy is a very big sin. Blasphemy is a bigger sin the homosexuality. Beware of the penalty of ridiculing God Almighty. Hell is a place of eternal -endless fire. Hell is not a nice place. Beware of you transgressions as you will be doomed to torment in Hell. You have been warned. Have a nice day
Better watch out, you are straddling the line between good satire and bad troll, and I don't want to see you get kicked again... :(
Besides, I worry more about getting into Valhalla than Heaven, as it sounds like a better party.
Travis--Anyone who could think I am straddling the line between good satire and bad stroll probably is a creationist as my satire is so obvious only someone with no brain could not laugh at my humor. If 99% of all human's and aliens from another planet can laugh at my "satire" than relax and laugh a little. I am trying to exaggerate the absurdity of the bible, hell, and sin. Travis try to make believe you have a sense of humor and lighten up and smile,. God Bless--
"Travis--Anyone who could think I am straddling the line between good satire and bad stroll probably is a creationist as my satire is so obvious only someone with no brain could not laugh at my humor."
That is just the problem, though. Your satire is so insipid and brainless that it sounds EXACTLY like a creationist, so a lot of people think you are. They don't get that you are a Poe.
"If 99% of all human's and aliens from another planet can laugh at my "satire" than relax and laugh a little."
Back to pretending that people don't routinely mistake you for a creationist again, are you? I think it is rather safe to say that people do NOT recognize your satire, and at this point, I think you do it in such a misleading way on purpose.
"I am trying to exaggerate the absurdity of the bible, hell, and sin."
They are so absurd that an exaggerated position is indistinguishable from the actual position, and that is the funniest thing about it, in a very sad sort of way.
"Travis try to make believe you have a sense of humor and lighten up and smile,."
I'll do that, right after pretending that you are actually funny.
Travis - "Back to pretending that people don't routinely mistake you for a creationist again, are you?"
Yeah I still think he is.
Nyarlathotep- I am a creationist. The earth is 10,000 years old. God made Adam and Eve from dust and the snake talked Adam and Eve into eating the apple. Only Christians who know Jesus get to go to heaven and live with Jesus and God for eternity. If you sin a little you go to purgatory(limbo). Sin a lot off to hell you go. Jesus was born of a virgin(Mary). Millions of animals including dinosaurs were saved from the flood by Noah. U betcha I am a Creationist.. So proud to be a Creationist. Nyarlathotep-I would say what I think you are but I don't want to get banned again. God Bless
21. God is gay always contacted men..... was so much interested in moses tried to show him his face and was so ugly( point 10 proved)...Moses freaked out and fell over the mountain.... ;-)