https://www.vaticannews.va/en/pope/news/2020-03/pope-calls-for-christian...
Prepared my prayer...
Our father, who’s not in heaven,
Asshole is your name
Thy kingdom sucks
Your will on earth as it is in heaven?
Woke up this day,
Prepared my own daily bread,
And fuck your idea of trespasses,
As we jail those
Who overstep temptation,
You’ve lead many into evil,
For us...is this “kingdom”, “power” and
“glory”?
Fuck-off
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No amen?
Lol
I made bread yesterday as well.
@Sheldon
"I made bread yesterday as well."
I would like to, but my dried yeast is over a year old, so probably quite dead
Currently I have only supermarket bread. One, with quite breath taking mendacity, is called "Light Rye" . I like my Rye heavy. IE does you an injury if you drop it on your foot. A light rye should break but not crush your foot.
Have plenty of bread flour, sealed. Can probably make a pretty good flat bread using bicarb.
@Cranky Re: Bread
Hey, have you ever tried beer bread? Incredibly simple to make, and oh-so delicious.
* 3 cups self-rising flour
* 3 heaping tablespoons sugar
* 1 12oz. Beer of your choice (I strongly suggest a dark stout or porter. Very tasty.)
* Butter
* Preheat oven to 475 F.
* Use the butter to grease your choice of baking pan. (Although, if you have a good ol' cast iron skillet, that works best. And preheating the cast iron skillet is recommended.)
* Put flour and sugar in large mixing bowl.
* Mix beer in gradually until mixture is typical bread dough, but it may be just a little bit thinner.
* Pour into baking pan and cook from 25 to 45 minutes depending on the pan and your oven. (Basically, just keep checking it until the top is a nice golden crusty brown.)
* Once out of the oven, allow to cool for about five or ten minutes, then spread a bit of melted butter over the top and lightly sprinkle with sea salt.
Deeeeee-licious!... *licking lips*...
@ Tin-Man
Pretty sure I've mentioned this. Mate I'm a recovering alcoholic (18 years).There is no cure of which I'm aware. I always LOVED beer .
Even now I occasionally get thirsty. Consequently I rarely enter a pub or attend a party. The temptation is always there. I can't trust myself to have beer in the house.
@Cranky Re: Beer bread
Aw, shit... Yes, you have mentioned it. My apologies. Just totally slipped my mind because the bread is so damn good. And obviously incredibly simple to make. That being said, do not allow me to lead you into temptation. I can be a bad influence sometimes... *halo over head*...
@ TM
Bloody hell I was going to type exactly that! Beer bread very good indeed.
Except they have started rationing beer at my local bottl-o..WTF!!????? 3 bottles wine OR carton of beer OR 1 x spirits...I mean WTFF?
@Whitefire13: Why not tell us how you really feel. ( Wait for the song)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0xQcEH7Dqo
And since you specifically reference the Pope....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sph8Qu8wLAk
@ Cog thanks for introducing me to this guy
@ White
Tim is gifted, and an Aussie.
======At the other end of the spectrum is "Kevin Bloody Wilson". Your son might enjoy him .You, perhaps not so much. (VERY coarse language , with a plethora of C bombs)
IF you haven't heard of Jim Jeffries, you might enjoy the clip below, on gun control ( part one, 7 min 47.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rR9IaXH1M0
:-) Next time I see you, we will go to one of his concerts.