Mark my words

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Mark my words

I say unto you that on the 13th October this year one of the Most important events of the 21st century will happen truly.

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Pitar's picture
Your birthday?

Your birthday?

The crypt of jesus will be finally located and test positive for substance abuse?

A hologram of a god will appear over New York's Times Square?

Christianity will finally admit it was founded in a box of Cracker Jacks?

Putin and Trump will come out as soul mates?

Wait...it will be the only occurring October 13th, 2017, in all of the 21st century. You almost had me.

SecularSonOfABiscuitEater's picture
Whatcha got in mind JC?

Whatcha got in mind JC?

xenoview's picture
JacobCorneluis is it the

JacobCorneluis is it the second coming of jesus? Your birthday? Your giving up religion and becoming an Atheist?

jamiebgood1's picture
Will JC be cuming for the

Will JC be cuming for the second time?

jamiebgood1's picture
My apologies,

My apologies,
My spellcheck has gotten really perverted. Who's been using my computer?
I meant is Jesus coming back to burn us heathens to the ground?

mykcob4's picture
I googled that date and got a

I googled that date and got a bunch of varied craziness. Here's one of them.

http://metro.co.uk/2017/01/02/earth-will-be-destroyed-in-october-2017-an...

It just so happens that 13 Oct. 2017 is Friday the 13th.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/friday-the-13th-why-is-it-so-unlucky/

I think the Op is a superstitious troll.

So JacobCornelius, if nothing happens do we get to stone you to death?

jamiebgood1's picture
Ah shoot mykcop4

Ah shoot mykcop4
That's another one of satans holidays.
I will be at this address that whole day. Please don't tazer unless and orange faced man is standing in front of me.
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500

Jacob's picture
Is that suppose to be a

Is that suppose to be a threat?

mykcob4's picture
It's not a threat if you ask

It's not a threat if you ask for consent.

Is your "mark my words" a threat? Should we be concerned that you are going to do something?

mykcob4's picture
I don't believe in ANY

I don't believe in ANY superstition. As a child, when told a ghost lived somewhere, I would go there and spend the night.

algebe's picture
JC:

JC:

October 13 doesn't work for me. Could we reschedule the end of the world to say mid-November or possibly early in 2018? I'll have my people call your people.

Sky Pilot's picture
October 13, 2017? I'm going

October 13, 2017? I'm going to stop paying my bills and use the money for booze and hookers.

Pitar's picture
I thought that date coincided

I thought that date coincided with some kind of satanic mumbo-jumbo. Having dismissed the followers of all things metaphysical years ago my subscription to Lunatic Monthly ran out.

xenoview's picture
JacobCorneluis

JacobCorneluis
Do you have any links to what will happen on the 13th of Oct.?

chimp3's picture
JacobCornelious: "I say unto

JacobCornelious: "I say unto you...."

Why the 16th century English? Trying to impress the gullible? So, when thousands of gullible idiots swear they saw the return of the Woman Clothed in the Sun you will be saying .....what? Told you so?

Jacob's picture
Yes.

Yes.

chimp3's picture
So, unlike Portugal 100 years

So, unlike Portugal 100 years ago we should have good video documentation of this event. Everyone will have their iphones handy and recording the same event. I imagine you will have overwhelming evidence to say "I told you so!". I doubt it , but looking forward to your presentation.

Jacob's picture
Hey remember If some

Hey remember If some celebrity's sex tape leak that also counts mkay.

chimp3's picture
Perhaps a sex tape involving

Perhaps a sex tape involving the "Virgin" !

MCDennis's picture
Step 1. tell us specifically

Step 1. tell us specifically what is going to happen. 2. Tell us why you believe this is true and how you know it. 3. Please tell us what happens if it does not happen, what changes are you going to make in your life and in your beliefs

Jacob's picture
Very well

Very well

1. I do not know exactly What is going to happen but it will be one of the most significant events of this century on par with Franz Ferdinand.
2.It is 100 years since the miracle of the sun.
3. If not I will become somewhat less religious.

chimp3's picture
Why does a century past just

Why does a century past just another mass illusion mean anything?

MCDennis's picture
Your response is fuzzy. Once

Your response is fuzzy. Once again, the issue is what this ''significant event'' will be. Are you asserting that there will be an assassination on the 17th? Would you agree that the idea that ''something'' significant will happen is VERY vague??

Nyarlathotep's picture
JacobCorneluis - If not I

JacobCorneluis - If not I will become somewhat less religious.

Weren't you supposed to drop this non-sense when your girlfriend's arm didn't regrow overnight after your prayer (or something along those lines)?

mykcob4's picture
There was no miracle of the

There was no miracle of the sun.
Also, I noticed that you posted in the Atheist Hub. You should not be there.

chimp3's picture
We are in the Debate Forum

We are in the Debate Forum now. Thanks for policing the forum so diligently mykcob4 though! Who knows what kind of miscreants might cross the perimeter without your eternal vigilance!

mykcob4's picture
Oh, thank you chimp3 for your

Oh, thank you chimp3 for your hateful post. I just can't wait for the next one.
There is a point to having an atheist hub or it would not exist.

chimp3's picture
Relax and do some rational

Relax and do some rational debating. No one is asking to have the marines guard the gates. Nixon was a law and order man.

mykcob4's picture
You relax and get off my case

You relax and get off my case. If you don't respect the Marine Corps Fine. I don't represent the entire Corps BTW.
Nixon was NOT a law and order man. He just said he was.

Pitar's picture
My mother used to say

My mother used to say "Believe you me!" which was a deep south US expression for "Mark my words!", followed by whatever profundity the messenger was parroting (typically) or forewarning.

Anyway, JC, thanks for the provocative thread.

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