Monster

30 posts / 0 new
Last post
Schibaka's picture
Monster

The One True Monster
The Flying Spaghetti MONSTER is only called such because of his distinctly non-human form; we were not created in his image, not by a long shot.
“Let us sing praise to the Flying Spaghetti Monster, for He is a loving God. Of His might and dominion, there is no compare; of His mercy and deliciousness, there is no equal. No other god can challenge Him; in the taste test, He is invincible. Through His pasta, He has blessed us with everlasting life, and holy is His Name. For He is the Flying Spaghetti Monster: the One, True, and Most High God, creator of man and midgit, giver of pasta, giver of sauce, from age to holy age; not created He was, but ever He lives, through the glory of spaghetti, now and forever. R'Amen.”

Subscription Note: 

Choosing to subscribe to this topic will automatically register you for email notifications for comments and updates on this thread.

Email notifications will be sent out daily by default unless specified otherwise on your account which you can edit by going to your userpage here and clicking on the subscriptions tab.

Schibaka's picture
Being a creation of the
Schibaka's picture
PS THIS god also works. I
Zaphod's picture
Nice! :) gosta love the
Schibaka's picture
he had pirates ? :P
sarahevanston's picture
Wait, there are pirates
SammyShazaam's picture
Well, I guess I *do* believe
firebolt's picture
I can get on board if there
SammyShazaam's picture
R'amen!
PsychoSarah's picture
God is edible :D solution to
mysticrose's picture
I love spaghetti so much so
PsychoSarah's picture
We pray to the FSM trinity,
Somerset John's picture
Can't think, too busy
PsychoSarah's picture
What teapot?
Shock of God's picture
I would like to see
SammyShazaam's picture
Dude, planets are shaped like
Shock of God's picture
I asked for justifiable
Zaphod's picture
Reason 1: Ever heard of
Parker Mont Blanc's picture
Who needs science to explain?
Shock of God's picture
Firstly, the "Flying
Blair Logan's picture
Gold! Think I've heard
Zaphod's picture
:)
Zaphod's picture
So, your saying now God must
Shock of God's picture
God is immaterial.
SammyShazaam's picture
Pasta can take any shape it
Shock of God's picture
If you can call it pasta then
SammyShazaam's picture
So, when your god became a
Parker Mont Blanc's picture
The FSM is omnipotent, his
mattyn's picture
Dude, I can't stop laughing
mattyn's picture
Flying spaghetti monster,

Donating = Loving

Heart Icon

Bringing you atheist articles and building active godless communities takes hundreds of hours and resources each month. If you find any joy or stimulation at Atheist Republic, please consider becoming a Supporting Member with a recurring monthly donation of your choosing, between a cup of tea and a good dinner.

Or make a one-time donation in any amount.