New Age Bullshit Generator

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New Age Bullshit Generator

Try it! Funny as hell!

http://sebpearce.com/bullshit/

It's like having your very own Deepak Chopra!

"The complexity of the present time seems to demand a deepening of our dreams if we are going to survive. Suffering is the antithesis of hope. Without will, one cannot self-actualize."

"The quantum cycle is approaching a tipping point. The oasis of presence is now happening worldwide. Soon there will be a refining of knowledge the likes of which the multiverse has never seen."

I used this today to argue with a New Ager about the "progress of infinite consciousness" (his words). I agreed with him by generating this poppycock. Pretty fun!

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WTF?!?!?!?!
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Thank you Evil Chimp3, that
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Fuck I love this....Chimp you
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"Have you found your myth?
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@ TBW
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Old Man,
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Brilliant!
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Randomhero,
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"In the beginning there was

"In the beginning there was no belief
And Lo, there was an hypotheses that required
no credulity, only emptiness of thought and mind
Even those learned in the land and claimed Mastership and doctorates
were sore amazed by the erudition of the fishermans son.

That sort of thing?

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Become one with yourself
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Those sound like the papers
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"Dawkins new book
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I think I'll wait a bit
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@Grinseed
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No Tin, its ok...I'll wait..
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@Grinseed
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And be not as the down
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The Tin Man came down from
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All hail..Tin Man..all hail
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Just remember though, Lou
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yeah and he's half filipino..
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@Q
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"yeah and he's half filipino.
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@TBW
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Aw mannn... I could not get
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I applied for a job with a
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Glad you all are having fun
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how old are you and where are
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