Professor Stick's Merry Christmas Special

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Professor Stick's Merry Christmas Special

This one is funny. It is Professor Stick's Merry Christmas Special.


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LOL arakish, of course, this

LOL arakish, of course, this is all funny and total bolloks (paraphrasing one of our friends here)
And you know why? (..wait.. wait...)

Because all those other Santas are IMPOSTERS! Not real, no, no, no..

I AM the only true Santa! (..a bit on a bad side, I'll give you that)

And all that "who's naughty and who's nice" nonsense?

My treatment for people with stupid ideas is:

I come down and fart down their chimneys!

arakish's picture
Bad Santa: "I come down and

Bad Santa: "I come down and fart down their chimneys!"

So that explains those funny smells on Christmas morning when I was acting like a godless heathen child those years I was forced to go to church?


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